Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML
Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML
Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
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GameRater01 0
Today, I spent hours crawling through miles of pipe to finally reach the surface and escape the sewer. As I'm about to exit a toilet, a human comes in, thinks I'm a piece of poop, and flushes me back down the toilet. FML
amirn86 0
Throw in some rat poison and flush depending on how big it was... if it was too big it might clog But it's a good thing you caught it before yo ass sat down on a nasty wet rat lol
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Comments (152)
24788 7
Rats will go anywhere. I hate when they get inside. FYL
Zx_MaSsAcRe_xZ 13
I bet you think your impressing people because your profile pic is of your abs XD get over yourself nobody gives a shit about that. What are ypu trying to get girls? On FML? XD get over yourself.
foolsangel 4
Oh man, gross. Definitely look into rat control methods, good luck.
zonda_fml 0
you should've just flushed it down the drain
leadrunner751 3
that's what I wouldve done
Life_is_FML 22
That's terrible! Just catch it and take it somewhere else! And if you don't care about making it suffer, it would've clogged the drain asshole.
amirn86 0
Throw in some rat poison and flush depending on how big it was... if it was too big it might clog But it's a good thing you caught it before yo ass sat down on a nasty wet rat lol
Thassodar 0
Where I come from, that's dinner.
CryBabyCry224 0
sick
smoshiee 8
You scare me greatly
jadenjacksonm 14
why, just why
LouieG2OO7 0
Ewww
dirtyhippie 0
Still better than coming face to face with someone elses shit tho!! XD
Phallus_fml 0
Rat is one of the smartest creatures on Earth. Have mercy!
ebwaef 0
That is so true! I have two pet rats and they are so loving and smart!! Besides, I agree that you definitely should have mercy on everything! Show some love! Everything has emotions!
xNephilim 19
Show mercy on an animal that could very well carry diseases into your house? A WILD animal? Are you nuts? There's a difference between pet rats and wild ones. Pet rats are perfectly fine, wild ones will mess you up big time. No mercy, flush that ******.
GameRater01 0
Today, I spent hours crawling through miles of pipe to finally reach the surface and escape the sewer. As I'm about to exit a toilet, a human comes in, thinks I'm a piece of poop, and flushes me back down the toilet. FML
Seegtease 0
"Today, I saw a rat. FML." Pathetic. More and more I'm wanting a "Who gives a shit?" button.