Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, even after recovering and being able to walk again, my dad keeps peeing in a bucket by his bed. He sees nothing wrong with this, even though it smells. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML
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Top comments
bethers_ 22
At least he's not walking around naked. It could be worse.
Cads1 24
His house his rules I guess.
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Comments (59)
sousounator 19
He's your dad, you can see him in underwear, no biggie.
MrZsDad 19
There are times in life you must learn to stay silent, as it can and will get much, much worse. Consider this his way of imparting this wisdom upon you.
sturschaedel 27
So? It's summer, he's at home and his underwear covers about the same as a swimsuit at a beach would. Unless you have friends over I don't see the problem.
MDoremis 38
No pants are the best pants, man.
lexos 16
I do that to sometimes, it's comfortable
Miss_Mandi 29
I'd say no biggie, but I REALLY hope, for your sake, that he doesn't decide to walk around like that one day when he's got a stiffy.
sturschaedel 27
Other than during puberty adult men don't just pop a boner unintentionally very often. So that shouldn't be an issue.
hellnosucka 27
I don't see what the big deal is. he is still dressed you know.
littleking94 14
This was my dad when I was living at his house. I think it's just a dad thing.
Solano2580 24
If it's in the house then it shouldn't be a problem, besides it could be worse
teentee401 37
Anyone else not find this that strange? My dad walks around in his underwear all of the time. Not for hours at at time but it isn't uncommon to see him like that early in the morning.
JazNim17 18
If my dad doesn't have anywhere to go, he'll stay in his underwear most of the day. Same goes for my brother. I really kinda always thought it was just a male thing.