Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
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Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, even after recovering and being able to walk again, my dad keeps peeing in a bucket by his bed. He sees nothing wrong with this, even though it smells. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML
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bethers_ 22
At least he's not walking around naked. It could be worse.
Cads1 24
His house his rules I guess.
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Comments (59)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Is your dad Walter White?
LoverWordsFood 27
This really isn't strange or FML, it's just a comfort thing that people have. My dad does this, except he has a shirt on in the morning and puts pants on after he's had his first cup of coffee. My in-laws, all 4 of them, walk around in their house nude and see one another naked. It's all about being comfortable in your own home where you can relax and not have to be restricted by other people.
NonoMeow 18
My dad walks around completly naked for around 15 minutes, after waking up and before taking a shower. He even goes to the balcony like that. It could be worse.
vikky538 29
Did you text him and tell him? Thats the best way sometimes to avoid embarrassment
jwb8711 13
sorry to hear about the unpleasant view. but it's his house and he pays the bills.
kakabloom 9
This could be way worse. As a very, very young child, I liked to grab things. So once, when my dad walked around his room in his tighty-whiteys, I saw something dangle. Now, knowing what I grabbed, I love with the awkward embarrassment that I grabbed my dad's ______.
sbarua219 17
Lol
katina1236 20
Wait? So that's NOT normal? My dad does that all the time.
RebeccaRFT 18
My father walks around in his shirt and underwear all the time. I'm beginning to realize how abnormal that is now though
DoDaJulio 13
I would say tell him to put on some clothes, it's not like you're the wife or something