Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, even after recovering and being able to walk again, my dad keeps peeing in a bucket by his bed. He sees nothing wrong with this, even though it smells. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML
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Top comments
bethers_ 22
At least he's not walking around naked. It could be worse.
Cads1 24
His house his rules I guess.
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Comments (59)
bethers_ 22
At least he's not walking around naked. It could be worse.
Seabass_Chan 33
When it's your father, it can't possibly be worse.
bethers_ 22
If given the unfortunate choice, I would rather see my father in underwear than naked lol
allforfun 23
Look at the bright side: your dad could wear thongs.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
*Puts down tablet.* *Begins search for mind bleach.*
604 11
You won't be complaining after his first cook is done and the money starts flowing in.
goldcock19 9
Ahah I get it Walter White
wchil 14
no Geoffrey gold
GuineaPig721 13
I pray they're clean for your sake, OP. FYL
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Just play "peanut butter jelly time" until he gets dressed. That song is annoying enough to get him to do anything.
MrZsDad 19
As a father of teenagers...Do you want to play a game?
Makko 20
Well, I can understand him if he were out in the middle of nowhere.... I mean, being in Alaska I have a different thought on it. But yeah, could be worse...
mustangbravo 27
Is he pulling them off?
EPIKxPANDA 13
Sooo.. What's wrong with that? At least your not seeing his bits..
JazNim17 18
Exactly what I was thinking. My dad and brother wear nothing but underwear around the house all the time. It's really no big deal.
Niz_DD 14
So what if it was his mother or sister wearing nothing but underwear? I suppose that would be ok as well?
tantanpanda 26
^sure, it's family; no need to make it a big deal. You're the one making it awkward, not the family member. like if you meet your ex. It's only as awkward as you make it out to be.
Cads1 24
His house his rules I guess.
badassguy 1
if you don't like it, move out. I think that is his thought process
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Is he working them at-least?