Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant with my boyfriend and his family. After the meal, we all decided to open our fortune cookies and read them out loud. On mine, it said "You will change your mind many times before settling down." I didn't realize what it meant until after I'd read it to them. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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Top comments
JessTrek 0
I agree with #1 and 2. That would be a really dumb reason to break up with someone. So, in other words, you had a different fault that ended the relationship.
SuperSpore 0
It's a mis-fortune cookie!
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Comments (67)
ithedarkknight 0
Ouch that sucks seems like a lame excuse for your girlfriend to say... maybe it was the only one she had to get out while she still can XD
Eli0 0
I agree this is fake. A person would have to have severe superstition issues-like to the point of OCD-to have it affect a relationship. The OP's username is also "joking0303"
pernicat 0
It could just be that she did not want to be with someone gullible enough to believe that stuff.
Superstitious 6
"Superstition 'aint the way..."
whatastory 0
Yeah, I agree with #1. Your GF saw her escape, and she TOOK IT. Kudos to her.
JessTrek 0
I agree with #1 and 2. That would be a really dumb reason to break up with someone. So, in other words, you had a different fault that ended the relationship.
fenrisulfr 0
don't be saddened!she would have broke up with you anyway... I mean, like #1 said, what a lame excuse for dumping someone...
augapauga 0
Well, don't be saddened. They aren't telling your future, they're giving you advice. So, stop crying and find someone who's not rude.
Shyman4ever 0
Sux 2 b u
4dakill 0
evil cookie evil!! feed it to the dogz i say!
xoxo_girl 0
Pahahaha that's funny. Ur such a loser (: And I agree with one and two
Synsgirljojo 0
Ironic much?
_THE_MASTER_ 0
wow dude...wow...