Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, while shopping, a few giggling girls came up to me and asked why I was wearing a dress in public. Highly confused, I didn't answer. When they walked away laughing, I realized they thought I was a man. I'm a woman. FML
Today, my dad finally told me why he never paid child support to my mom when he was supposed to for the last ten years. His reason? Because I'm a girl and I wasn't that important. FML
Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son convinced my 14-year-old daughter that she wasn't allowed to use the ladies bathroom at the shopping centre, because she wasn't wearing a dress like the girl on the sign. He told her girls in pants always used the other one. She believed him. This is my legacy. FML
Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while; my dad said, "Honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML
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jackiemoonthepro 5
lady gaga's writing fmls now?
DjeePee 25
Isn't it a little bit harsh to tell OP that she doesn't act like a girl, whilst you absolutely don't know her? And now I wonder, what is 'acting like a girl' actually? Talking about your period? Wear stilleto's? Constantly giggling? What if OP likes to be a tomboy? Or what if she just looks manly? I think she has the right to complain, it's obvious that she never knew she looked unisex, and I guess it's not nice to discover.
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Comments (160)
chlorinegreen 27
wow. sorry op
boyguydudemalema 0
this fml makes me wonder if #1's a man with long curly hair or just an manly looking chick . . . ?
Badshah29 6
Hey, if trasexual men like look just like girls, you can too. And you'll probably grow out of it ;)
PurpleRae420 0
Ya know with a little make up it doesn't matter what you wear and if you part it and put gel in it! Damn you musta looked like a straight up dike sorry OP and if you look pretty in dresses and skirts then you musta made yourself look really ugly frumpy
imacreeper 3
your life sucks, bro--oh, I mean...
Poopolicious 5
should start calling him mommy...
herrobear 0
Well, wear whatever you want? How old are you?
livelaughcheer_2 2
1- I like your picture
iluvhobos 5
YDI for not looking like a girl.
princessRiRi97 0
That sucks lay off the gym and wear more pink and grow your hair out if you have boy cut hair that may help... but dads right skirts will do the trick as well
swimchica22 0
73-pig...
Kuuroneko17 2
80-Penguin in a Santa hat...
swimchica22 0
81 I'm glad you know your animals....
btnhdude 0
81, Mac.
drummerchic14 0
113- ...no idea
IphonFML 6
123, obviously its a stick figure taking it up the bum... dduuhhhhhh
kemando 22
ur abs arent symmetrical. its bugging me.
DarkPrince_fml 0
people it's not that she has short hair or anything. maybe she just has more facial hair than a middle aged man and a well defined chin. that could give someone a thought that you're a guy
stfuwtf 21
@77 the only reason I could tell you were girl in your pic was by your boobs! It could just have been her hair cut!
ciarafox9 9
well in that case, continue wearing them!
jpest17 5
I agree you won't find love looking like a guy
EatUrGreens 20
139, I believe attire doesn't entirely determine whether you find your other half or not.. continue being a dick at that rate you won't find it yourself.
idklalaalala 0
first! and well you should be thanking your dad then before people start asking YOU
sxe_beast 11
Not first. You fail miserably at life and should take your car speed up to 100 mph and drive into a tree.
kittea86 0
then start dressing and acting like one
ladyluck82 9
yeah. Don't complain about it. Maybe if you dressed and acted like a girl, it wouldn't happen. I grew up with 3 younger brothers, and I STILL played with my dolls and did 'girlie' things. Stop being such a tomboy, and you'll have nothing to worry about.
gwadafiesta_fml 2
Your dad makes you wear?! What are you, 10 ? Anyway start acting like one if this is an issue
DjeePee 25
Isn't it a little bit harsh to tell OP that she doesn't act like a girl, whilst you absolutely don't know her? And now I wonder, what is 'acting like a girl' actually? Talking about your period? Wear stilleto's? Constantly giggling? What if OP likes to be a tomboy? Or what if she just looks manly? I think she has the right to complain, it's obvious that she never knew she looked unisex, and I guess it's not nice to discover.
denbeste 3
#17 we don't care. We are here to be mean. Deal with it. :-)
cc_the_beast 6
She should be able to dress and act however she wants to, who gives a **** what anybody else thinks. If someone can't tell if you're a boy or a girl it only proves how stupid and narrow minded they are. I'm so sick of this social expectation for girls to do girly things and boys to do boyish things. do whatever the **** feels right, and screw anybody who tries to tell you otherwise.
sabrinahusic 0
okay even tomboys look like girls! They just don't really care about their appearance. Not like girly girls anyway. OP might be a butch lesbian? Who knows?. I for one don't care. This is not an FML if you want to be seen as a girl act like one. Stop spitting in public, grow your hair, put some makeup on...and if you must wear guys clothes do so. Atleast you'll look more like a girl in guys clothes.
cc_the_beast 6
Haha who said anything about spitting!?
FNFPhilly 0
smh to everybody who assumed on this post...you guys are assuming and when you assume you only make an ass outta u and me. or your being stereotypical. I understand everybodies personal desire to share their two cents but seriously..stereotpyes aren't need neither are 'facts' based off of such little knowledge...
docscientist 10
Thanks for your two cents, 43.
rattusrattus 19
Wow, I wear male-style clothes because the womens' section is SO ******* FROUFROU KNITWEAR AND PINK *vomit* and don't wear makeup. People still see me as female. At least, the creepy guys who try to hit on me see me as female... OP, wear your trousers with pride! :D Some people are just too lazy to use their own eyes.
guckylynn 19
17, if you want to use the word whilst, learn how to use it properly.
36591951 9
stop spitting and start swallowing bitch
Sylvee 0
you mean to say YOUR here to be mean. not everyone on here is an asshole.
emmkaycee 0
59 - Before you critique someone else's word choice or grammar, make sure English is their first language. Don't be a Nazi.
YacL 15
OP can do whatever she likes, but if she's complaining because people can't tell what gender she is, she should do something about instead of complaining. But if she's complaining about her Dad making her wear skirts and dresses for his personal gain, OP should talk to her Dad about that.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
And you mean to say YOU'RE. If you're gonna to emphasize a word through capitalization, please use it correctly.
dellama10 0
Seriously 58? No one said you have to wear 'frou frou' or pink to look like a woman. Most of the 'girly girls' I know wear jeans most of the time, it's a matter of wearing clothes that are fitted (not tight, fitted) to your body instead of just hanging off of you and carrying yourself with confidenc
annasakki 0
going to not gonna to
Bekeliyr 10
#22 all the way :)
jackiemoonthepro 5
lady gaga's writing fmls now?
iLazy 0
Oh yea. SHE is so popular even her father doesn't know his DAUGHTER's gender.
Ali_Br_fml 33
He knows her gender, it's everyone asking him what gender she is that caused him to force girly clothes upon OP. But OMG, did you see her concert about the monster ball? It reminded me of that. I woke up to it playing on HBO or some other channel one night.
Cell23 0
5 - nice pic
LoveTheObsession 5
5- are you Chuck Noris?
boyguydudemalema 0
i'd get pretty upset too if someone asks my gender. *points at my name* so yeah, grow your hair a little bit more and wear a little bit more make up (not too much or you'll end up a typical clown ****)
chlorinegreen 27
and you say I look like a man when my profile pic shows everything you just described. you're an asshole for saying I look like a dude.
cc_the_beast 6
She doesn't have to do any of that shit. Other people need to stop being inbred retards when it comes to perception of gender roles. Just because I have short hair and minimal make-up does not make any less of a woman than the *****-tastic hoes you see everywhere.
Ali_Br_fml 33
...so, are you a Girl... or a boy? I can't tell... your name confuses me. Just kidding. And I don't wear make-up. I am most comfortable in jeans and a shirt though I wear dresses for pictures. Girls don't have to wear dresses and high heels to look like girls... it just makes us prettier. Don't worry op. You may look more like a girl when you get older... and if you don't, well... you were given your body for a reason.
danidollface 0
I have very short hair, and I am never mistaken for a male, so I really doubt how long her hair is has anything to do with it
quesidias 0
maybe she has a very flat chest instead of short hair like everyone says
chlorinegreen 27
I'm not saying that you have to have long hair but he told me I look like a guy when in the picture he saw my hair is long and down and I have some make up on. I enjoy jeans and a tshirt as much as everyone and I love rubbing my eyes without worrying about makeup.
12em12 1
I have a flat chest and people do not mistake me for a guy.
mexicotoucher 7
It's a good plan unless you live in Scotland.
iLazy 0
simple solution - Get long hair
YacL 15
Simple situation turned into a complex one - men can have long hair.
laden_swallow09 35
…and also have facial hair. Shouldn't be a problem for OP.
YacL 15
Not all of them.
laden_swallow09 35
Most, yes.
JapMASTER5000 0
Hey no worries, you'll fill out eventually.
cocobulla1 4
hahaha they can't tell what gender u are? haha
salvorican 24
Dude that butterfly wing on that eye does not look cute.. It looks like that eye has a freakish xmen mutation goin on
jacksonds 0
what dose that have to do with anything?!
salvorican 24
Idk it's bothering me
djmacncheeze 6
I actually kinda like the butterfly eye thing...
salvorican 24
I like everything else but the butterfly.. If it was done different then maybe I might like it but it just doesn't look right
salvorican 24
It's like my wig. Red streaks look great. But they don't look great in my picture
GabbyCharityM 0
Maybe its because YOU don't look great in that picture..
fmlluver1415 6
kinda looks wierd I'm the pic o.0
salvorican 24
Umm 86 that's exactly why I said it doesn't look great in this picture. I never said I thought I was pretty
drummerchic14 0
the butterfly looks sweet, Red streaks in ur black hair make u look like a black widow, end of story
bori7 0
**** you