Today, I had a date with an amazing girl so in the shower I wanted to make sure I was extra clean. With the soaped up shower puff in hand I tried to get as much of my back as I could which led to me pushing too far and dislocating my shoulder. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date, so to avoid stinky pits, I went to put some deodorant on. However, when I raised my arm to apply it, I almost sliced my hand off when I raised it right into the ceiling fan. FML
Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I'd really like to date to meet up for drinks. Excited, I walked out my front door, slipped on a patch of ice, and dislocated my shoulder. She won't go out on a date with me now because I "ditched her". FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
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Top comments
riyaap13 17
Well, let's hope they don't give you the cold shoulder.
wheresmymary 22
Maybe your date can take you to the hospital
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Comments (29)
wheresmymary 22
Maybe your date can take you to the hospital
riyaap13 17
Well, let's hope they don't give you the cold shoulder.
iNewKid 20
At least she knows you'd "give" an arm for her
Doctor_W_H_O 18
I hope you get to go on this said date with this girl! Feel better soon OP
TWayne95 13
Just pop it back in and turn the shower to cold. Good as new
ssnow_fml 20
You haven't even gone on a date yet and it's already costing you an arm and a leg.
Ramb0 20
the leg? OP only talks about his arms not his legs. Read the FML again.
BlockOfRedStone 25
#12, it's just a phrase..
JonasL 12
At least they Iive in Australia. Going to hospital will not bankrupt them.
haiHowAreYa 23
At least you didn't dislocate both of your shoulders.
feven 32
You could always use both arms to clean you know.
Chazzster 32
Ever hear of a bath brush? That's what they are for.
Moskaaa7 26
The things we do for love..