Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, even after recovering and being able to walk again, my dad keeps peeing in a bucket by his bed. He sees nothing wrong with this, even though it smells. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML
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Top comments
bethers_ 22
At least he's not walking around naked. It could be worse.
Cads1 24
His house his rules I guess.
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Comments (59)
Redgy22 26
if it's his house, consider yourself lucky he let's u live there & deal with it. there are so many worse things for u to complain about. grow up!
JCRouzer29 27
Yeah this is not even bad, just get over yourself.
falloffcliffman 5
I'm lucky if my dad has the decency to put underwear on. Sometimes he even comes to the dinner table barely dressed.
LexiD19 26
Am I the only one who doesn't find this wierd? My whole family, including me, walk around the house in underwear/bras if we're girls. It's your dad, what's the big deal?
ILikeKoalas 24
Well as a teenage girl, I certainly wouldn't feel comfortable walking around the house in my underwear, in front of my dad. So it might just be you I'm afraid.
AndracoDragons 5
why are you scared of your dad? that seems to be a bigger issue then him walking around in underwear.
LexiD19 26
My dad has seen me in a swimsuit, what's the difference? I guess I've never thought it was wierd cause it's not like there's anything sexual about it.
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Is your dad Walter White?
Jayxe_fml 3
welcome to "that happens to everyone"? definitely not an fml moment.
deviousangel89 13
That's freaky... Yet, it could be worse. At least he had underwear on.
ILikeKoalas 24
Walter White, is that you?
ladyg228 15
At least he's not walking around in his birthday suit
pantsareathing 8
Wow, this took less than 24 hours to be posted! I guess it must be funny! That is, for those of you saying I should grow up and quit complaining, it's a joke. It's a minor annoyance that I thought I could word in an amusing way. And I apparently succeeded. Get over yourselves. I didn't realize this was such a common occurrence! My dad didn't used to do this, he only just started, so I figured he was going senile or something. Good to know it's just a "dad thing" lol.