Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML
Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, even after recovering and being able to walk again, my dad keeps peeing in a bucket by his bed. He sees nothing wrong with this, even though it smells. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, my dad gave me a twenty minute lecture about responsibility and how lazy he considers me to be. He then yelled at me for not making his bed and getting his clothes off the floor. FML
Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML
Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML
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Top comments
bethers_ 22
At least he's not walking around naked. It could be worse.
Cads1 24
His house his rules I guess.
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Comments (59)
shadowshalf 8
So? A man should be allowed to walk around his house however he pleases.
KushyMcHaze 18
My dad does that everyday. I thought all dads did that. ??
ninjaCow18 11
He's probably cooking meth
jiveturkey43 3
Yes, **** your terrible life because your dad, who owns the house, who makes the rules, is walking around in his underwear.
officercupid 7
Eh. He's a grown man in his own house. He can walk around wearing nothing but an exotic snake if he damn well pleases.
tkeeton46 17
Went through the same thing when my dad retired. He's a retired marine so he wasn't really used to being able to sleep in and not have to get dressed every day
kkramer_00 4
Wait... So ALL dads don't do that? I thought it was normal...
fmlonelylife 9
because pants are too mainstream ??
DevoutOccamist 12
his house, his rules. think of this as practicing being married.