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Mr Billings MT, USA 35 years-old Single

Anonymous 3 June 2015, 05:01 Lansdowne, Canada

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML

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Anonymous 7 June 2015, 07:54 Wheatland, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML

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