Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that you don't put your diamond earrings on over your bathroom sink. FML
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my engagement ring down a sewer. To my surprise, the sewer water was frozen and my ring sat on top. During my efforts to retrieve it, I had to watch as the ice slowly melted due to the warm day. The ring sank further and further until it was completely gone. FML
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML
Today, I was getting ready to go out when I noticed that after several months of annoyance, the faucet stopped dripping. I started to dance around my bathroom when all of a sudden I slipped and hit my head on the sink. The faucet is dripping again. FML
Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It was actually a spider. FML
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Top comments
Kurliez408 32
you can open up the pipes to extract it, I've done that before to save a bracelet.
ojoRojo 27
Why would you hold the earring as you went to close the drain?
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Comments (11)
Kurliez408 32
you can open up the pipes to extract it, I've done that before to save a bracelet.
RockstarBW 7
shit find a wrench and get at it. worth the yuck if the diamond earing meant something
Yahya25 9
If you're lucky it may be stuck in the pipe trap / u- bend. They're fairly easy to open.
RichardPencil 32
You should throw the other diamond earring down the drain, too. You wouldn't want to break up the set of diamond earrings! After you lose them, maybe you won't be so annoyingly boastful that your earrings are diamond -- we get it: you're rich or pretending to be so.
ojoRojo 27
Why would you hold the earring as you went to close the drain?
millsjoshua949 12
Here's a thought. Don't lean over a sink while putting on earrings. ydi
PrincessCiCi19 6
If you were going to do that why not cover the drain
crashtestdumplin 16
If you don’t know how to open the pipe it is fairly easy to remove the plug and they make little grabbers at like Lowe’s they are called mechanical pick up tools they are like $10 I used it for a screw I dropped down the sink
Grayy 3
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Taurus_ChicKa 37
This is why I put my earrings in in the bedroom where there is no sink. You can get a mirror in there too, you know.