Today, my crazy psychopath of a neighbor sent me an email with the subject, "So, about your sex life." I've been sitting here for 20 minutes staring at it because I'm too scared to open it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML
Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML
Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML
Today, I woke up to an angry and threatening email from a porn company. Apparently, I took a sleeping pill last night and wrote a nasty email to the company about how they mistreat women. The best part is that I used a web contact form instead of an email, so I have absolutely no idea what I wrote. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML
Today, after saying I'd edit and revise a coworker's report so he could go home and spend his anniversary with his wife, he sent me a file. Upon opening it, it was pictures of men wearing strange fetish gear while being dominated. He has yet to send me the correct file and I'm scared to ask. FML
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IOmnomHard 10
That's when you send a reply email with the subject line as, 'So, about your restraining order...'
Harpy20 24
Well obviously someone wants the D...
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Comments (91)
MakeTodayADTR 20
"So, about your schizophrenia"
TheNewGuy03 29
You might want to find out what "schizophrenia" truly is...
MakeTodayADTR 20
Yeah... Bad comment. I guess that's just how my brain works after an eighteen hour day :/
GreenDayFanatic 5
65- Nobody cares!
Neligee 9
Wtf !!!! What a creep :/
accidentalsheep 24
Yep, that's sort of the point
Honestly_Lainey 21
Thin walls? Maybe he's been noticing the lack of, you know, 'noises' (wink wink), and is offering his studly services? (; crazy people do make the best lovers... or you know, so I've heard......
_overandout_ 10
Open it! - And then come back here and tell us all what it said :P
Enslaved 38
Open it! You should already know about your sex life. Now find out what he knows. You might need restraining order evidence.
sabrinaacrow 26
At least he has a sex life
moonfull101 13
That's the moment when you should consider your words very carefully
zepher93 7
It's always nice to have some nice, friendly advice now and again.
yahoowizard 16
Lovely to see each person here assume a gender for the psychopath
buckdharma 38
Surrender Dorothy
pradip 26
The suspense is Killing me.