Today, after saying I'd edit and revise a coworker's report so he could go home and spend his anniversary with his wife, he sent me a file. Upon opening it, it was pictures of men wearing strange fetish gear while being dominated. He has yet to send me the correct file and I'm scared to ask. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend likes to show his female co-workers his dick, by emailing them pictures of it. I found out when he included my email address in with theirs. FML
Today, my fiancé emailed me some steamy pics. Too bad he forgot to erase "FWD:" from the subject line. FML
Today, I was deceived into a contract to "edit" porn. It was sick, disgusting material which stirred up all my sexual-abuse-survivor issues and made me retch. When I went to my husband to tell him what happened, his only comment was, "Is it hot?" FML
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I emailed a bunch of documents to a potential client, only to later realise later I'd also emailed them a folder of mine and my husband's very intimate photos. There’s things in there we only do when I’m very drunk, and am very embarrassed by. I’ve been ducking my bosses calls for two hours. FML
Today, my boss dropped a highly important and dense report on my desk that had to be finished by the end of the day. After the initial panic attack and hours of scrupulous work, I finished. She then asked me to pick up the revised copy, where my name was replaced with hers. FML
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Top comments
YoungMalcolmX 13
Just hope he isn't giving you a less than subtle hint and legitimately sent you the wrong file.
MaltWarrior 32
Just say you never got the file and he needs to resend it. Everyone has a kink, no need to be scared of him for it.
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Comments (73)
alexanderjoe10 17
Yeah, not something you want to take up directly.
YoungMalcolmX 13
Just hope he isn't giving you a less than subtle hint and legitimately sent you the wrong file.
mattzawesome 28
CC it to his wife? Seems odd he's into that but married to a woman...
christinamarie17 29
Why in the world would OP send that to his wife, on their anniversary much less. The guy is into some kinky stuff; so what. Maybe the wife even knows already and doesn't care. Hell the file could be hers for all we know; maybe it's a shared computer and he just clicked on the wrong file. Unless it's a video of him cheating on his wife I would just leave it alone and get the right file in a tactful way.
greeneyedx 23
You know, not everyone is gay or straight. Guy could be bisexual for all we know! Besides, it's not really OP's business, so it's not right for him to send it to the wife.
leogachi 15
@3 The FML says the men are being dominated, but it doesn't say by whom. For all we know they're being dominated by women. Even if it is gay ****, there's no reason it should be weird that the coworker is into that.
Riceball__o3o 15
You know, woman can be dominate too.
buddy_J 16
Am I the only one who immediately thought of the woman being on top, "dominating" the male, when I read this instead of gay sex? Wtf is wrong with you people. Guys army the only ones who can be "dominate"
xxlittlemsanime 24
F the wife's life.
MissCloudy249 14
Hey, you don't know. She might be into that too.
magnoliabb 14
The wife might be the Dom?
paginis 8
Maybe it's an invitation ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
_ExcitedPotato_ 8
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!!
BrutalEater 15
Noice Memes
elektra2 16
Whoa! How did you make that
Googolman 29
Censor all the photos and send it back to him. I think that would count as editing and revising.
iamvanillabear 11
That sounds fair...
MaltWarrior 32
Just say you never got the file and he needs to resend it. Everyone has a kink, no need to be scared of him for it.
soullyfe 33
...and then he resends the exact same file.
rachelthelime_fml 29
Your poor eyes, OP :(
Honest_Guy 10
Just keep it to yourself, and use it as blackmail later
EvilTurtle 35
Or OP could be a decent human being and not do that
catherinecas 30
There was an FML way back about some guy blackmailing his boss with info about his gf. Turns out the wife knew already.
touch_the_sky_77 22
I think it was a joke xD
starlandmarie 22
Maybe its a sick, horrifying joke? Hopefully for your sake.