Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally read an email I'd been avoiding. I thought it would be from my dad whom I haven't spoken to in years, and that he was checking on me during the pandemic. It turned out to be spam. The last contact I had with anyone related to my dad was one of his ex's friends, saying she was in jail and needed help. FML
Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML
Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML
Today, I discovered my ex has been signing my email up for various newsletters. I knew I was getting a lot of spam, but didn't know why. It became apparent when one of these emails had his name in it. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I received an email saying, "Thinking of you and hoping you are taking care." It was from the love of my life. We broke up 20 years ago. Previously, we had contact every 5+ years. It's just too late. FML
Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
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Top comments
_Damien_ 0
She gave you cyber herpes >.< that bitch!!
perdix 31
After two years of shoring around after she left you, you should be glad she didn't want to meet you. She could have given you a much worse virus then.
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Comments (169)
Matias_Says_FML 4
Owned.
imaginaryvoice 18
Your ex has a virus? Ohhh Mann.. You win.
FYL4BEINGHERE 0
hahahagahhajajajja owned
ChubbyCake 5
Damn thats the second virus you get from her.
mattman1994 0
Daaaang OP You got OWNED Just like #22's boobs
FunnyWeasel 7
you got a computer virus? dude that sucks...
brianjman14 23
17, you fail because: 1. There wasn't any mention of cheating. 2. The OP's ex is a girl..
iKaite 0
Rofl.
imaginaryvoice 18
31, you fail because he was talking about his ex. :)
brianjman14 23
37, IDK what FML you are reading, but there is no mention of cheating in the one above us. Also, the OP's ex is a GIRL, when 17 said "Lol, that's what you get for cheating on 'HIM.'" edit: wow, u edited ur comment
brianjman14 23
^damnit, fml switched around the comments again. Sorry, this isn't meant for you, hockey.
Krajjan 9
This is what you get for believing in forgiveness over vengeance. A small-scale example of humanity. Sucks there's a need for cynicism.
noobgang7 5
To bad emails don't give viruses that easy, usually just the links/files in them.
2kool4skoolyo 0
hmm virus email that's why you have antivirus op
katplayer 4
Damn... good idea. brb, compiling virus websites to send to a jerk I know.
KingDingALing 9
That's total ultimate super duper to the max pwnage XP
imaginaryvoice 18
Lol I'm reading this FML. The cheating was a joke. He was talking about the ex (a girl) cheating on OP and getting a "virus."
ugwmii 0
don't sweat it bro we all get viruses
Danielt104 6
What a bitch! find out where she lives and get her back..or just give her a virus :)
panchod1234 0
moo Ima cat
cooluc 0
76, please google 'drive by email' Be informed before you post.
robyst 0
it was must have been the " here you have " virus that hit the world yesterday.
Ardi_fml 0
dude he said "her" witch it means it's a girl..kids this days
lovesteph3523 0
wow. I hate virus's so much.
lovesteph3523 0
*virus'
zenti 2
*viruses
MmissyT 8
noohh itts virus' i learnd tht in skool!!
MarkeiMark 0
then school taught you wrong. it's viruses. even anti-virus software shows that.
Schizomaniac 24
40, you are wrong. Please go back to school.
brianjman14 23
#40, your school probably taught you your grammar is correct, too.
raffucka 0
#40 may be joking but it's kinda hard to tell...... no wait she's joking. you guys fail
Schizomaniac 24
56, actually, you fail. Look at her profile. She ACTUALLY types that way.
raffucka 0
u fail 4 do be ar gramerr nazi
lovesteph3523 0
oops.. i admit it, i'm a bad speller
homicidaltendenc_fml 0
We forgive your incorrect spelling number 2, you're too cute to get mad at :P
lovesteph3523 0
haha thanks:)
raffucka 0
yeah it's virusi anyway lol
FFML_314 12
You are all so wrong! Now u all look stupid! Its 'virus'es' GOD MY SKOOL TAUGHT ME THAT!
Schizomaniac 24
How could we have been so stupid?! D:
FFML_314 12
i dunno butt its a real good thing im hear to help arnt it?
MmissyT 8
idkk how u guyys whud spell it wher u pplz live or whtevrr but i was taught tht if a word ends with an 's' (4 example Nicholas) n u need 2 make it plural or show possestion thn u put one of those half quotation mark thinggyys... (2 make it Nicholas') soo yeaa i wasntt jokinn...
loludeserveit 0
half quotation mark things... jesus christ... a word ending in s, like bus, requires an added "es" to make it plural, dumbfuck (e.g. buses) to show possession, you add an apostrophe, or "one of those half-quotation mark things", to the end of the word ending in s (e.g. bus')
Anaxes 5
#134, please, don't mutilate the English language any further. Especially when the mutilation is on a statement about the English language. That's just low.
MmissyT 8
whtevr
olive47_fml 0
FACEPALM
Skylyric52 11
Who's we?
xeno526 0
lol
B4SK3TB4IL 0
damn that bitch ganked u
a_peyton 3
hahaha that sucks
cinnomonroll 0
sorry
banananut 0
get over it.
_Damien_ 0
She gave you cyber herpes >.< that bitch!!
Shonkonfi 0
hahahahahaha yeah
MissCookiiie93 0
LOoooL !!
FMyLifeCereal 0
Art imitates life in this case.
plehning77 0
omg yaaaa. lol that's hilarious but true.
SupaSteveXpz 0
haha cyber herpes
shyam513 13
send her one back that jacks her credit card details, and use that to pay to get the antivirus to get rid of it!
Anaxes 5
Only idiots try to buy an antivirus to treat an already infected computer. It doesn't work. Firstly, most of them are free. Secondly, any virus that isn't a piece of shit will prevent the installation of antivirus software.
Anaxes 5
I don't eat cheerios... whose cheerios did you piss in?
RugbyKid 0
... you bastard!
KyriosX 1
you too!?
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
*munch munch munch (see his captains comment)* O_O ..................*munch.....munch munch munch*
Gadomski87 2
LMAOOOOO!!!!!
mintcar 10
Sucks for you.