Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today my brother tried to teach me the merits of stalking women on Facebook, gave me a tutorial on how to use improper grammar and spelling to woo them and finally, "using misinformation to start a conversation." He's getting married soon. The last time I kissed a woman was 4 months ago. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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skiddalz 21
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juicy_extasy 25
Whole new level of FYL! =O
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boredgirl_02 14
Creepy and I feel for you, although like some have said it could be a joke. My hubby has always liked to read sex stories over watching ****. He looks up taboo stories and now incest is the most popular. There was a time when *********** was booming, same as syfy stories. Seems likes it's something that interests him if he is being creepy but nothing you have said makes me think he will do anything against your will. I think if he tries something again stop him... Just be firm and rational about it. Showing discust could make him feel more ashamed and hide it better. Only makes you wonder what he has still hidden( like a peep hole to your room or something)
AaLlIiYyAaHh 22
Take it as a compliment :)
northshorewushu 2
There's nothing wrong with incest, as long as you keep it in the family.
Bragi 12
Fuukkkk...
TreeTreeMan 23
Says the brother..
Adamjohn82 19
Reads post. Looks at location. Shrugs and goes to next post.
bad_boyfriend 10
If pornography has taught me anything, you're going to confront him, then he will be embarrassed. Then later that night you're going to go to apologize and you will end up catching him masturbating to your picture or something, and suddenly you will completely change your mind and bang him. SO I guess it's time for you to confront him.
ZorroRooster 19
On the one hand, that's super messed up and not at all ok. On the other, why are you snooping through his browser history?
maemismile 22
We need a follow up.
Dmetcalf808 1
Is your last name Lanister by chance?