Anonymous
United States
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Revere, United States
Gotcha!
Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML
ohdearyme
Guildford, United Kingdom
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Anonymous
Lonesome tonight
Today, I joined a dating website for the first time in 12 years and spent an hour carefully crafting my profile. Ten minutes after posting, my sibling texted me screenshots. I’d linked my profile to Facebook, where my bio appeared under my real name for half my extended family. Aunt Linda left a heart reaction. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Anonymous
My brother the Gigachad
Today, I thought my date last night went quite well, especially when she called me first thing this morning… until it turned out she wasn’t very impressed, and wanted my brother's number instead. The single, successful lawyer, who is 6 inches taller than me, who she saw on my Facebook page. FML
liisiuu
Breakout
Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML
brother love
United Kingdom
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Maryse
Mississauga, Canada
Shooting yourself in the foot
Today, I randomly hooked up with a hot guy, just to ruin it by saying he’s like my twin brother, and now he won’t reply to my messages. FML
Nothanksimdone
Dude…
Today, I received a new like on a dating site… from my extremely creepy second cousin. FML
*SuperCringe*
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
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that1guyyy 12
I'll say wincest before every other idiot does it
bryans1990 9
Maybe you and him should use different dating sites...
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Comments (139)
briguy007 0
incest weird ha but no that sucks
n_epic_fail 14
Incest is best... ONLY when everyone else in the world drops dead, Jesus never comes back, and hell freezes over...
rawrkittyrawr 6
Give him a try... You've know him for a long time :P
Lanceeden 12
I support incest. I get it from my dad. LOOOL jk.
Sammiches 12
No. You guys don't get my approval. ^
Torva_fml 16
17-not even then... is incest ok..
n_epic_fail 14
Haha, fair enough.
Pabs24 0
That's actually not weird. It has something to do with your genes, I learned about it in Biology class recently. Even if you don't want to reproduce with your brother, you might want to reproduce or 'date' someone who has the same characteristics as your brother. Something to do with genes. Idk.
rattusrattus 19
@49 Genetic sexual attraction. It's only counteracted by the Westermark Effect (no attraction to people you knew in early childhood).
Damn_Hippster 11
Not to be racist, but I sort of expect this sort of thing in America now a days...
13FTW 9
71, how does that have anything to do with racism?
Damn_Hippster 11
I guess it's more stereotyping, either way it's wincest!
SouthernPride95 19
Dumbass
littlemissalex 3
Hey, the Winchester boys are brothers. They are not gay! :P
Bombthreat907 4
it's not that weird. You should try it sometime, I incest.
skullcandifiedDJ 5
116, I see what you did there
jplonski 1
Stuck in the friend zone
Boygenius50 8
And by "Kansas" you mean "Alabama," right?
tweetbaby14 18
You have failed at your stereotyping. Southerners are said to practice incest not all of America.
Twincest 11
Why trust strangers with your sex life? Go for people you know love you! Blood is thicker than flimsy morals!
sierralovesyou 0
121- **** you, i live in Alabama. Incest isn't popular dumbass. They make dixie seem like we're just a bunch of hicks, but we just talk different then y'all.
Boygenius50 8
Yeah, I'd probably be mad too if my dad was also my uncle...
peteyfas 8
Personal experience?
thebeanishere 8
Do u mean West Virginia actually lol
starryeyed1015 6
71- your from Canada what does that say about you? Idiot.
boredfishing 0
Blame Canada?
airthunder12 1
I know they shouldn't pick on you albamians or kansians they need to pick on Tenesse and Georgia
Sae_Ghelk 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sucks to be you.
oreobunbun 3
Your picture reflects this FML
thisisafunnyname 12
Sucks more if OP's a guy
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Are your divorced parents on that site, too? What, your whole family needs a dating site?
Laners561769 9
Its a match made in uterus
FrostHeart 36
Ya know, I heard that if a brother and sister have a baby, their baby is evil.
CanadianNarwhal 13
If a brother and sister have a baby it's not the baby's fault, why the **** is it evil because of whatever its parents did?
faithxoxox 1
91 just debunked the entire basis of Christianity.
RedPillSucks 33
How is that the basis of Christianity?
faithxoxox 1
Adam and Eve; having to get cleansed/forgiven for parents'/ancestors' mistakes.
marpay 11
Red- the original sin. It means everyone is born evil, till baptized or whatever.
69chick69 7
91- takin' it WAY too seriously
sexylol_fml 4
maybe it's a sign that no one has common interests with you...but that still sucks!
baconftw 9
In Alabama, this wouldnt be an fml.
Boygenius50 8
In Alabama, they don't have the Internet, so this FML is irrelevant.
Boygenius50 8
In Alabama, they don't have the Internet, so this FML is irrelevant.
that1guyyy 12
I'll say wincest before every other idiot does it
Cmdr_Shepard 17
Damnit you beat me to it. :( I thought I was being funny recycling old internet memes :(
Lanceeden 12
Op is from Kansas.
NotAPedo 0
Why fight it? It's meant to be.
jamjelly386 5
Ah you bastard you beat me to it
ImaginaryFoe 1
"Other" idiot. Good to be self-aware.
sierralovesyou 0
I've been stuck under a rock(seriously I've never seen Mary Poppins)... What does wincest mean?
Cmdr_Shepard 17
Internet nerds, especially from a site that rhymes with "more fan", like to spam "WIN" and they noticed that all you have to do is add a w to incest to make it "WIN"cest. Plus, the idea of referring to a social taboo as "win" is irresistible to internet nerds. Therefore, any time sexual attraction between blood relatives is even remotely suggested, it is a rule that we have to spam INCEST MORE LIKE WINCEST.
chelseaaababyyy 17
everytime i hear 'wincest' on this site i think of 'Supernatural'.
EpicKid07 10
Who knows, maybe inbreeding is the new thing
Sammiches 12
Just like disabled babies is the new thing
flamegrilled123 3
Just like watching movies naked with your partners best friend
burro_fml 6
^ I see what you did there..... good one!
Jdimp 1
FML reference.. swag
fallencastiel 22
Ceresi and Jamie Lannister?
bryans1990 9
Maybe you and him should use different dating sites...
crazychick1269 7
Bravo a decent comment
fiendishkitty 5
If you'll notice, OP put "again" at the end of their post. Which would mean that they are trying different sites, but this keeps happening.
Cmdr_Shepard 17
Don't sweat it. It just means you and your brother have a lot in common. You don't HAVE to date him you know.
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
I agree, you dont have to, but you can if nothing else is working, your kid might come out a little retarded but the state income will keep u happy
krad204 21
Oh no, if the dating site says to do it, then she has to. lols!
Daralea 21
Of course she does! Else the entire online dating system will collapse and the resulting implosion will create a mini universe where the earth is hotter than the sun and pizzas eat people.
RosettaStoned122 4
Win for the Shepard avatar, epic!
Rei_Ayanami 18
Wincest, I guess. It's fine enough, the kids won't have any real issues, that's only in about 3rd generation continued wincest. But move to Kentucky, it's more accepted there.
n_epic_fail 14
No need to move to Kentucky she's already in Kansas, they'll accept her just fine.
kschick10119 5
Um no we don't do that in Kansas!
lovelydarlings 6
Correction: move to the eastern part of Kentucky in the mountains.
weesnaw_08 7
I live in Kentucky and that is a total lie.
raaawwwrrZ 8
73 yes you do i saw the pamphlets
kschick10119 5
Why did my comment get thumbe down? I wasn't saying we wouldn't accept them. I was saying that just because they're from Kansas, it doesn't mean they want to date their family member. We're not all inbred like everyone seems to think!
garrett9190 0
dear northern idiots and anyone else who feels that Kentucky and incest go hand in hand, I would love to be told this to my face.. I am also from Kentucky. being from the south does not mean you par take in incest, it just means we can kick a** and were not afraid to do so.! I'm speaking for anybody who lives in any of the states of the south.
tweetbaby14 18
Oh hush the south lost the civil war. No ass kicking will be coming from any southern states or the people that reside there.
mason_sweat 0
Amazing picture
TheDrifter 24
Give it a go, they can't all be wrong.
TheDrifter 24
Well here in Canada, they call it having a sense of humor. Or perhaps it's a mental illness of some sort.
Argumental_Rhino 8
I live in Canada and agree on this. Some people are just ******* retarded. They need to understand sarcasm.
malfoyfreak 3
Are you and your brother close? Anyway, I would consider switching dating sites.
Buttsexpirate 9
Eharmony, more like Ensestual.