Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML
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Bex98 6
So, this is my FML. I'm not sure if it's verified, because I keep forgetting my passwords. Like a complete ******* haha. But anyways, this answer was prompted because I asked the server to describe the alfredo sauce, and she said: "It's creamy and white." Also, the FML about the veteran and his pickup line was also mine a few months ago, and of course I didn't have an account when I posted then either. Also, my brother did not willingly hang out with me haha. My family and a few other families were travelling together, and the teenagers, who all happened to be friends of my brother, went to eat together.
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Yimpish 15
Bet that's not the only choking that occurred
whoredom 21
good replies, they cum and they go.
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Yimpish 15
Bet that's not the only choking that occurred
Dextredlomax02 11
hey-oh
my_fucking__luck 14
I see what you did there?haha
Thundernutz 15
My thought exactly xD
MrZed_fml 11
Nice Profile Picture
whoredom 21
good replies, they cum and they go.
FSGInsainity 15
Yes, but far too quick most of the time. Now, must wait for the flood to end so they lower those protective gates.
clawstrophobic 15
At least you told the truth
riperoonie 15
******
NYM88 26
I bet your brothers friends will ask you to cum again!
nickie_94 18
That will be a great inside joke later!
kaitlynjane 28
My friends always laugh at me when I say stuff like this. Or they would... If I had any friends.
yenze 18
This comment made me laugh more then it probably should have
DexBanWhore 6
this feels like a Timmy dad meme in the making.
RopeRodent 4
FML will always be your friend.
Thundernutz 15
same here lol
Cyn1988 4
I would be your friend :)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Just a question out of curiosity, your brother let you hang out with him and his friends?
sammiaaron 16
LOL what? it says it right in the post. why are you confused?
ham_spam 17
Hes confused because no brother would ever let his sister hang out with his friends
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I meant like did her brother willingly let her hang out with him and his friends?
cosmicdancer84 7
what's wrong with that?
gichikku 14
In all fairness, #7 thought correctly. The OP said he didn't willingly let her haha.
mds9986 24
There's nothing wrong with liking creamy white stuff.
kaitlynjane 28
Like clam CHOWDAH.
wobbly1 16
Ranch Dressing, Mmmm
MasterTron 24
Mayo nuff said
traveveland 16
exactly, Freddy mercury liked it so what could possibly be wrong with it?
bnbhimp 10
Sounds like a euphemism for ***********
Fuckthefuck 4
or sperm ¯_(ツ)_/¯
WolfsScar 15
I'd laugh it off.. don't worry about it. :}
BDA_fml 5
Hey, one of them might take you up on that!