Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today my brother tried to teach me the merits of stalking women on Facebook, gave me a tutorial on how to use improper grammar and spelling to woo them and finally, "using misinformation to start a conversation." He's getting married soon. The last time I kissed a woman was 4 months ago. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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Whole new level of FYL! =O
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Comments (193)
Supernatural1234 16
Ummm. You should probably tell this to someone. Like an adult or something.
Hijacker101 12
Well, she told us. That's something, right?
NYGiants1925 22
...that's um... wow. It's 1 thing in ****, but in real life... yikes. He needs to see a therapist. Having said that, the fact that your in the Deep South makes this hilarious.
bobthenob 14
I'm guessing it didn't work then?
Isn't It Ironic? 24
I don't know if this is just plain sad or creepy -either way it's pretty messed up.
butterfingers583 21
I think this needs a follow up.
birdmanwoodley 3
Sounds like my girlfriends brother so if say run like hell.
nina0917 26
eww, maybe it's time for therapy
ChildishKeynote 13
Arkansas; where family matters.
notlittle 1
Ewe... 'Incest is best' ?
FieryMite 4
Of course you are from Arkansas