Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today my brother tried to teach me the merits of stalking women on Facebook, gave me a tutorial on how to use improper grammar and spelling to woo them and finally, "using misinformation to start a conversation." He's getting married soon. The last time I kissed a woman was 4 months ago. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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skiddalz 21
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juicy_extasy 25
Whole new level of FYL! =O
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goodjoblol 25
thats pretty disgusting fyl op
Queen_of_Night 20
BTW OP, do not confront your brother about it. You need to talk to your parents and show them the browser history and time, I would take a screen shot of it. If they won't do anything then you should find a relative or friend's house to stay in for the time being.
Witchylady 18
Gross
bobslawnservice 16
My skin just crawled about 30cm to the right. I would definitely get the parental units involved and lock your underwear up.
SystemofaBlink41 27
The events unfold as Jaime Lannister nods in approval from a distance.
Xion0014 20
Is he a step brother or biological? The answer is very important here.
Supernatural1234 16
Yeah. I agree with #80. Cause if its biological yeah. Thats creepy cause he's family and you're blood related. But if its step brother it wont be as weird cause he's not blood related or anything. Only by marriage
thedukutree123 24
Incest: A game the whole family can play.
BigOrca 2
?????? A game the whole family can play. Bwahaha Think of the Duggers family time.
fmlrulesBolt 14
Get him a gf ASAP
SpaceCat1 7
think, is there a big age difference? if not, think about your relationship with your brother. could you love him in the same manner or not? if no gently let him down, if you can, good luck
LilRedRobinHood 8
No...
fmlashl 13
OH MY GOD I MEANT TO UNLIKE THE COMMENT BUT ENDED UP LIKING IT NOW I SUPPORT INCEST
laden_swallow09 35
And since you pass over those "Share for Jesus, Ignore for Satan" posts on Facebook, you are absolutely certain to live in the Lake of Fire where the flames burn but do not consume for all eternity! REPENT! REPENT! Seriously, though, I doubt your life (or afterlife) won't revolve around one click.
Xion0014 20
"Could you love him in the same way"???? Are you out of your mind?!
Scorpio01 16
Advanced level of FYL