Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today my brother tried to teach me the merits of stalking women on Facebook, gave me a tutorial on how to use improper grammar and spelling to woo them and finally, "using misinformation to start a conversation." He's getting married soon. The last time I kissed a woman was 4 months ago. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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juicy_extasy 25
Whole new level of FYL! =O
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Comments (193)
EmeraldArcher 10
kinky but not kinky enough. RUN
sericane 20
This actually isn't that uncommon. Incest fantasies, similar to rape fantasies, are becoming more and more common. Or rather, more spoken about. Creepy, yes, but unless your brother is highly unstable, it's unlikely to result in any physical attempt from him. It will pass, or it'll always be an unacted upon fantasy of his. Most sisters don't find out, so this is rarely an issue. But I've had a few friends with these fleeting fantasies, and I've helped them through it. Hopefully he has a true friend he can be completely honest with, too.
BloodyGlass 10
Tell your parents your brother needs some serious mental help asap.
fantasyworld 39
Tell your parents.