Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today my brother tried to teach me the merits of stalking women on Facebook, gave me a tutorial on how to use improper grammar and spelling to woo them and finally, "using misinformation to start a conversation." He's getting married soon. The last time I kissed a woman was 4 months ago. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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juicy_extasy 25
Whole new level of FYL! =O
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Comments (193)
Abatu 4
130 sometimes extremes are needed if she was talked to I could see the creep factor getting the distance and privacy aimed for better to be a creep/asshole and have breathing space than a nice brother/bf/son and have none
Badkarma4u 17
What about just talking to him like a human being. No one knows how old this kid is. Confrontation is not nessesary. You are siblings you can talk to each other. Ask him how he feels, then tell him howbyou feel. Communicate.
kbryan0004 11
I meant to like this sorry I hate that you can't change your vote. I don't want to down vote anyone by accident I guess down vote me back Lol so sorry though
kbryan0004 11
How can anyone vote Ydi this is just wrong. Tell your parents if you guys are underaged. if not, get away from him. let him know why and make sure that he knows it grosses and repulses you. He needs to know this is not okay.
moo77_fml 20
WTAF!!!!
abagrov 14
I mean you do love in Arkansas
Magnic 6
If you incest :D... Sorry i don't have anything useful to say to you. Incest is my fetish(especially between siblings) so i don't see it as gross. Only reason we don't do incest is because our gens are too similar and we are designed that way that we seek any possible way to improve our species so as someone is more different than us, the more we want to "mate" with him to improve our lineage. Saying that incest is gross is nothing more that something you've been taught because there is nothing wrong it in besides not improving your lineage.
Chickenridder 1
We really need an update!
mkayden 23
Tell your parents
TheCrazier 3
im kinda curious about the search results... for umm academic research purposes. yea