Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today my brother tried to teach me the merits of stalking women on Facebook, gave me a tutorial on how to use improper grammar and spelling to woo them and finally, "using misinformation to start a conversation." He's getting married soon. The last time I kissed a woman was 4 months ago. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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juicy_extasy 25
Whole new level of FYL! =O
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Comments (193)
JebMcdeber 11
So, is it working? Are you seduced yet?
seductrexxx 6
Spam search his browser with: Banana slicer Rapex And I don't think you'd have a problem... Ever again.
thelogan22 10
Who the hell puts a question mark at the end of a search?
ShadowFireZelda 6
Just from personal experience, but I know that when i suspect people of going through my computer that I will look up weird stuff just to mess with them. Just in case: might wanna check first.
Drentiful 9
Oh. Oh noo. No no nooooo.
MrZsDad 19
Copy and paste that shit to an email to your parents. That boy got some issues.
jewlsxbbyx 4
what does OP mean
Death546 25
Original Poster
GoIncognito 6
And you wont see this cause you are probably in the basement tied to a bed being raped by him gg
Thursdayxo 16
That is so weird and uncomfortable. Sorry to hear that. I guess there is nothing else to do in Arkansas.
Death546 25
You need to run. Now.