Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today my brother tried to teach me the merits of stalking women on Facebook, gave me a tutorial on how to use improper grammar and spelling to woo them and finally, "using misinformation to start a conversation." He's getting married soon. The last time I kissed a woman was 4 months ago. FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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juicy_extasy 25
Whole new level of FYL! =O
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Comments (193)
ssnow_fml 20
Incest is best, keep it in the family.
ssnow_fml 20
Plot twist, OP is actually the oldest brother, and he is concerned about his younger brother and sister...
amarie2009 22
Maybe he thinks he is Jaime and you are Cersei?
BeenIt 5
Aaaaaand you live in Arkansas!! Makes perfect sense.
TMO2142 25
Uhhhh i have no words. All you can do is confront him and ask him why he feels that way
Manic1 13
There is no way he will admit to what he is doing. I think you need to bring it to your parents attention that your brother has been acting funny, but don't mention what you found out. Maybe them confronting him about his weird behavior will be enough to get him to back off.
rojoesydney 6
Run!
Headcrab 29
Keeping in the family... Keeps the bloodline pure.
Publikwerks 14
Nothing worse than a mudblood.
FabulousToaster 16
Find a documentary about incest on YouTube. Innocently watch it in the same room as him w/o headphones. Strike up conversation like "I can't believe how weird it would be to f*** your own brother.. Ugh, and the kids get six toes. Six toes.."
DURRAY 3
Well that's what you get for going through his history