Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
YDI for letting him. Jeez.
Freeze_fml 17
Women don't have a choice when a man jiggles their breasts? What strange and perfect world do you live in?
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Comments (180)
rlerke 0
motor boat?
Jimboheppy 2
lol@this
joeinthedark 18
Everyone take notes. THAT is how you act classy in public. I think at that point you should have politely said 'sir, kindly remove you hands from my bosoms, lest I be required to contact the nearest constabulary and have you arrest upon the charge of douchebaggery'.
meploLol 0
ftw!
yazmi_09 3
17- LMFAO
RedPillSucks 33
douchebaggery debauchery FTW!!!
bonezowns 0
yeeeeesssssssss. he's a man among men!
newmxr 0
lol ydi fer havin nice boobs lol
rileykins 0
what was he saying?!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for not being happy with the situation. YDI for not having fun with it. Also, pics/vids or it didn't happen!
Quest_ 13
That is awesome.
RedPillSucks 33
The rest of the FML occurs when he names them and carries on a conversation without you.. him: *hey lefty, how come you're so much smaller than loosie over there. Aren't you twins?* lefty: *Nah. loosie just has more hair on account of the wig.* loosie: *Nuh uh!!! this is my hair, I paid for it myself* her: *WTF, stop touching me!!! And I shaved my **** this morning!!!!*
imright24 0
All these women complaining about how immature their boyfriend is. They were AT LEAST that immature when you started dating them. YDI.
CAbullet_Caitlin 0
and you didn't do anything about it? lol YDI my friend.