Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
YDI for letting him. Jeez.
Freeze_fml 17
Women don't have a choice when a man jiggles their breasts? What strange and perfect world do you live in?
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Comments (180)
britttttaney 0
That's what books are for. Especially when they are big.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Yes, everyone loves a big book.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Let's go "read" some "books", everybody! ;P
yazmi_09 3
lmfao
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Who doesn't love a pair of hefty unabridged dictionaries? No offense to the pamphleteers among us, of course. ;)
I3iLLYxTHExKiDx 0
sence this seems like the worst thing that could ever happen to some of the fml commenters here are my thoughts all she had to do was smack him and say not in public?
johnnyg1018 0
lmfaoo yay
ujonesy 0
he's just having a good time. let him be!
MrDrMe 0
this sounds nice.
caliJoe89 0
nice!!!!
nikkired 0
So is your B/F like 5 yrs old ?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
5-year-olds usually say "boobies are gross!".
SiLeNt_MiNd 0
You should have only posted this if your boyfriend was talking and jiggaling some OTHER girls breasts lol
Pickled_Anon 0
But not all couples are sexually active.
canzo378 0
then talk to his dick and squeeze it in public...
fml22221 0
well at least someone was happy
roxxy_surf 0
mmm :)
kgfheels 0
roxxy surf I want to jiggle ur boobs