Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML
Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML
Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML
Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML
Today, I waved money at a passing ice cream truck and it kept going. So apparently I can't even get a date with a Sno Cone. FML
Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML
Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML
Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML
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Top comments
iAmPaul 49
That's extremely creepy.
joe3_fml 15
Better not make eye contact with him when you lick your ice cream.
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Comments (76)
iAmPaul 49
That's extremely creepy.
sayyestothedress 24
Childhood ruined
beserker81 12
Funny*
ostfaiz 18
Stuck an ice candy in his ass
euphoricness 28
Nah, he might enjoy that coming from OP and depending on the flavor
soccer_isbae 15
That is really creepy...
thevelociraptor 31
Extremely*
joe3_fml 15
Better not make eye contact with him when you lick your ice cream.
thes7274473 19
Oh, I wouldn't buy ice cream from him
nikmiester 7
That is disturbing.
Sandsh8rk 36
Ice cream made you scream.
tony1891 22
your picture makes this comment even funnier.
ysostupid 9
Why do people think it's creepy? He doesn't have to be child friendly to every single person he come in contact with
Kruiser 16
#7 ...ysostupid?
ysostupid 9
Good one! It must have like taken you ages to come up with that
swash984 22
Because it's normal for the driver next to me to make sexual gestures towards me. Not creepy at all. Especially since I have no idea who he is.
isisorchid 16
It's creepy because he was making unwanted sexual solicitation of a complete stranger. If he has zero moral compass in that situation, what other inappropriate things might he do when around children? He's a creep.
siggy_mcsigx 22
He was being lewd and disrespectful to a woman minding her own business in her own car. Creep. He's probably the type who hits on the early-developed 13 year old girl and then claims "jail bait" like a ******* CREEP.
limabeans101029 21
7- Because making sexual gestures at a complete stranger is creepy no matter how old they are. It's sexual harassment.
Ltsdragons 19
Plus is was the ice cream man. The ICE CREAM MAN. My childhood was filled with hope whenever I heard the ice cream truck. And now that they're making sexual gestures.... Yeah... Not very pleasant
KittehFreak 25
Early-developed 13-year old here. Not leaving the house anymore.
empbob 20
#18 how do you know OP is a woman? Could be a gay ice cream man... Although that doesn't make it any less creepy.
SoundAlchemist 21
Try to forget it OP :)
sarah5745 41
I doubt she'd forget that anytime soon. That's creepy as ****...
SnowKitten 14
Should've smiled and stuck the finger up at him
Zebediabolical 45
I SCREAM! YOU SCREAM! THE POLICE COME! IT'S AWKWARD!