Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
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BadPinkKitty07 0
lol yeah, some people just don't understand that playing with your body fat can be somewhat insulting. on the plus side though, at least OPs boyfriend LIKES her fat. he sounds like a good guy. kind of a thoughtless guy, but a good guy. :)
shananigans 0
Is it just me, or is this FML worded really awkwardly...?
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Comments (142)
Rota 0
"Today, I was being an oversensititve bitch and decided to complain on fml. FML"
IHateNoobz 0
STFU and make me a sammich :)
Hanban 0
Aww, love sounds!
lyfsuxalot 0
hahaha. sounds bout right
mrwelsh3 0
heck yeah rota best comment
crazgirl00 2
Hey asshole, I just wanted to let you know, this site is for letting out what bad happened in your day. So shut up.
gennyv 29
She wasn't being over over sensitive, he was being extremely rude and creepy. Also, what do you think people do on this website? It's called FML for a reason.
lolhatethat 0
Your boyfriend should dump you
hellmate 12
why? hes the one being creepy
summerloolooloo 0
#1 win. Go lose some weight instead of sitting in front of a computer and complaining on FML, a site that clearly won't show you sympathy.
Euphorically 14
I'm not overweight or anything, and I've got fat on my thighs and arms. If I tighten the muscles they won't 'jiggle' or anything, but if I was sitting it would. Also with my stomach when I'm sitting.
theomgaffair 0
I'm not overweight either but I still don't like it when people do that to me. It's called being insecure, not overweight or lazy
Twi_lover_EC 6
WTF!!!!!!!!
ccbooya18 0
maybe Someone should lay off the icecream... **cough OP cough**
dubb420 15
You should probably go to the doctor. You sound sick.
BadPinkKitty07 0
lol yeah, some people just don't understand that playing with your body fat can be somewhat insulting. on the plus side though, at least OPs boyfriend LIKES her fat. he sounds like a good guy. kind of a thoughtless guy, but a good guy. :)
CabbageTrees 13
Thoughtless and good? I get your point but it sounds a bit contradictory...
shananigans 0
Is it just me, or is this FML worded really awkwardly...?
theweasel 16
Ummmm what does a raspberry sound like??
brookeelizabeth 0
did you really need to use whilst not once, but twice?!
Skullcrusher 5
Whassup with the run on sentence dumbass! Who gives a rats crack anyway?If it's that big of a deal, lose some lard.
ellness 0
haha dude apparently u do. u took the time to read FMLs
perdix 31
He probably wanted your ice cream for himself. If he's making raspberries on your stomach and then your thighs, he's probably circling in to plant one on your big, fat crotch. And that is probably as good as a top-of-the-line vibrator.
perdix 31
I could say that I used to play the trumpet and had a girlfriend who invested heavily in "toys." Or I could admit that it was pure speculation.