Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
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Top comments
gilly011 0
WIN for dj hero!
IDunnoz 0
better than him being the drummer
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Comments (205)
gilly011 0
WIN for dj hero!
bonnieandclyde44 0
cuuute
blueeyes24 0
I agree... at least he has a sense of humor. Not really an FML
Lethario14 0
4 real it's funny cuite not FML! ; D
The_Norwegian 2
It's really just all of you misunderstanding the point of FML..
Extacy23 0
@the_toxic_mite- why do u have to be a lil bitch and complain about every FML
mynamwastakenfml 0
hahaha so true
sam411411 0
did he make your bed rock?
Horney4her69 0
I'm gonna try that; it sounds fun.
lmfao1643 3
Agreed
marsty 0
LMFAO @ 34
pongmaster 0
W00t for your BF, this is an excellent idea
HeresReality 0
ruh-ruh-rururuh-ruh-REMIX
kniickles 0
this. that was clever.
Villanova23 0
def have to try this one :)
garuru 4
yo he isnt me (my name is DJ) hahaha
BongBlaster420 0
10 haha that's a good song
Purpose30 0
At least he didn't try Rock band (drums mainly)!!!! ouchhh
paramorefan125 0
ahahaha nice
sucks4Udude 3
lol @2 that songs awesome
andruha1123 5
why is this a fml?
rbond93 4
agreed
gomego87 0
hey #1, your a meow
depotst 0
chicka chicka
LauraRoy 0
hah, my boyfriend did that to me. only it was Christmas time so he had to do it to jingle bells..
Thabb 0
What's so bad about it? Sounds fun.
bobmandude 0
hahaha good boyfriend. try some disco next time! :)
Bl4ck_1c3 2
no, metal it would be funnier headbanging and headbutting her...
pongmaster 0
hahahahaha amen that would be hilarious
Epicfailz01 0
you deserve it for fooling around with you're boyfriend
sterl13 0
**** you
sterl13 0
**** you
jamieboy11 0
lol dj hero
hobojo11 0
well is he a good dj ?
IDunnoz 0
better than him being the drummer
pspman789 0
so true #4
beer01 0
So true! ESP using his **** as a drum stick.
cam007_fml 0
I'm a drummer.
saunder 0
haaa the best!
kgraham21 0
Awesome.
destroyerdj8 0
I agree.
youdidwhatnow 0
Real question is, why'd you let him?
The_Toxic_Mite 0
How the **** did this get here? :/
unplugged_fml 0
I know, this isn't even an fml...
davemania 0
I actually got confused about this being an FML, thinking that she might have liked it!!!
T_X_P 2
He was being silly. So?
akiranozaki 0
Your boyfriend sounds awesome.
Prestigex 0
Well I suppose if the opportunity to get laid doesn't come very often you should be serious. lol.
paramorefan125 0
fukk yeah!!
chyeahbro 0
boobs do amazing things to guys, you never can say for sure what affect they'll have
nobridgejustwate 0
yeah, my ex used to sit there and say "woah, it's like, you have breasts, and like... I don't. woah."
purplemnm 9
36 bahahahaha!!!
alli_love 0
lol!! 36 cracks me up xD
Menick47 0
Oh give him some credit! Someone eventually ruins the mood. It'd be a real FML if you killed it by playing with his penis like it was a snake.