Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, after I finally got up the courage to talk to the girl I'd been crushing on for years, we've got super close over a few weeks. Her best friend, who I'm kinda friends with, texted me, confessing that she likes me. Now the first girl won't talk to me for the sake of her best friend, who I'm not interested in. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML
Today, I was gonna tell my crush that I love her, but I found out that she has a fiancé. She kept it secret so I would carry on helping her in her studies, like a fool. She was acting like she liked me, but she never did. Now it seems very obvious. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I told a bunch of my friends that I have a crush on this one girl. They all said it's definitely one-sided and I have no chance. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML
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Freeze_fml 17
It's not genetic, if that makes you feel better.
tmaster550 3
well that was unexpected
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Comments (169)
codylicious6 0
Heat...
smartypants96 3
Wow
chaoticxxxmess 3
Cold
Keyman1212 14
Lukewarm..?
margie2194 12
You know one of my biggest fantasies is to have a stepbrother so... LOL. I watched too much cruel intentions.
Enslaved 38
"Cruel Intentions" is a modern version of "Dangerous Liaisons". I love both movies.(:
BagleHead 6
At least no mutated babies?
Twincest 11
aaaaand??? ...seriously; I don't get it!
Roadkill007 9
@29, The original was amazing! the sequels sucked though :( @ op, that's a sticky situation you're in.
herpitydurteedur 0
As long as you two have different sets of parents, she's your Stepsister therefore no incest therefore no mutated babies. Unless she is a product of your parent and her parent. Thennn you might get a few extra didgets here and there. And there. And possibly over there.
karmaslave 5
That would be a half sister.
fanceh 10
That's some Jerry springer shit.
tjv3 10
reminds me of the movie "Lone Star State of Mind"
lilmisslovely13 15
Hey, it worked in Teen Mom with Tyler and Catelynn :) i know it's sad that I even watch that show.
elite_stoner 0
take her to your room and pound that pussy
capilot 10
"At least no mutated babies?" You do know, don't you, that step brother/sisters are not actually related.
makynen86 9
That would make her his HALF sister. Not stepsister....
Freeze_fml 17
It's not genetic, if that makes you feel better.
ItsTheKing 10
Still. That's wrong in more ways the KaySL can count.
Freeze_fml 17
You know nothing.
EvilPotato 15
You should be thankful OP she gave you the heads up.
HowAreYouToday 34
You should be thankful. Be thankful, damn it! Hahahaha (evil laugh)
Alex94xela 0
Man if I had a hot step sister who has the hots for me I'd be a happy man.
NeatNit 33
Step-sister, as in you're not technically related. It's okay! Heck, if you date her, you'll never have to move in with her! You're already there!
E_ve 9
@63, OP never said anything about his stepsister being hot ;)
Iheartfunny 1
Thats weird unless you live in utah. In wich case shit like thats totaly exceptable. alright people dont start bitching it was a joke calm down
EvilPotato 15
56 how dare you take an EvilGenius's line Mwahahahaha that's a true EvilLaugh.
HowAreYouToday 34
I, Lelouch of the rebellion, am the best evil genius ever. -.- don't mock me, human
halo99 1
I bet im the only one that got that joke.
HowAreYouToday 34
Which one? Mine? XD I watch too much anime
fatraptorjesus13 9
94 you mean Alabama?
EvilPotato 15
111 I am not a human I am a 256 year old potato.
SunDrop143 0
haha I was the first one to put you deserved it
ItsTheKing 10
I was the the second one to thumb down your comment that just happens to have nothing to do with the fml.
trumpet27 1
Thanks for that.
tmaster550 3
well that was unexpected
TheLetterZero 7
Disregard this post. Reply fail.
smartypants96 3
Maybe she only have one best friend.
alone_unafraid 0
well you're not family, technically. This could be a win for you op. Smash it with the power of a thousand gods, then decide what to do about it. If she's got a nice face/body and and isn't a stage 5 clinger, this could be epic. Albeit a little strange. My vote: hit it and quit it.
Roadkill007 9
@47, isn't hitting and quitting the worst thing he can do? he still has to live with her a few more years yea? having a mad woman in the house is a quick route to having a headache.
Iheartfunny 1
Get ready OP ***** about to get freaky up in here.
smartypants96 3
Wow. No tension there.. O_o
spd2fst4u 5
Hit it, your not blood.
jabee8 0
if its your step sister, theres no incest, so you should be good :)
emerluvsu 6
She probably has another best friend. Stop assuming things, you weirdo.
theguy33 1
Yeah because he wouldn't know the friends of the girl he likes and who his step sister is also friends with.
anongrl 2
17- people can have more than one best friend, ya know. But if she said it was in fact his step-sister then that's a different story. She could of not said a name.
Maggie41909 0
She probably just said that so he wouldn't feel bad lol...? Because isn't that like every girls excuse to not make the guy feel bad or to try and get out of the situation..? That and to say they are lesbian haha (;
alexavh 0
Maggie--So true haha
SwaggerMelon 6
Awk...
EmilyJoSmyth 4
...ward
ih82bl8 2
Wincest... Sorta. Only it's totally legal
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Not at all. It would of course be kinda weird for them to be in a relationship, but since they're not biologically related I don't see what's so terrible.
Prolusive 5
I really hope she has two best friends...
crazychick1269 7
she most likely does
olpally 33
Just as op's name suggests... That's just messed up.... Fyl indeed....