Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my boob, shook it savagely, and shouted "Earthquake!" FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
YDI for letting him. Jeez.
Freeze_fml 17
Women don't have a choice when a man jiggles their breasts? What strange and perfect world do you live in?
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Comments (180)
smileyme 0
and you let him?
foxrida911 0
if u didn't like it why wld u even let him get to the point of jiggling them my friend you are what we in this world call a de de dee
Trollz4daLULZ 2
*#56 revised to appear written by somone literate*: "If you didn't like it, why would you even let him get to the point of jiggling them? My friend, you are what we, in this world, call a de-de-dee." If you're going to insult someone's intelligence, at least TRY not to come across as a retard yourself...
zkinsella 0
thank you
joeinthedark 18
It's gotta be pretty bad when you get schooled by a guy who spews nonsense at every thread. But to his credit he most always does it with proper grammar, punctuation and syntax.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for thinking my YDIs are nonsense.
joeinthedark 18
Oh, I don't think they are nonsense in a negative way at all. They are often quite humourous. They are, however, trolling comments intended to present a ridiculous view of the situation; and as such, are nonsense in the same way that many Monty Python skits are nonsense.
MorganM521 0
Monty Python is love<3
amandalovesyou 0
r-e-t-a-r-d.
nerdsgetmehot 23
So he likes your boobs? Not really a life-ruining fact.
Gadomski87 2
agree
ed11 1
ydi- for having nice ****
ninjanate 0
if I seen tht I would've got a hard on
zkinsella 0
shut up fox rida 911 you're gay.
Richisme 0
i dont see an fml here. I see a man with care for his ladies parts. Be grateful.
Pickled_Anon 0
Would you like it if someone started playing with your balls/boobs in public?!
soccer_chickk 0
you'd mm
yazmi_09 3
so, he likes your boobs! that's not a bad thing
Pickled_Anon 0
It's a bad-- no, HORRIBLE thing if it leads to sexual harassment. YES, that happens in relationships.
superguppy19 3
Shut up sexual harassment my ass this isn't work