Today, I found out that my best friend's mom doesn't wear pyjamas when I got up to go get a glass of water in the middle of the night, at the same time she did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML
Today, my best friend promised me that she'd be there after a rough night the night before. Hours later, I did some digging and found out that she went ahead and called another group of friends behind my back, and then told me to stop being a baby when I figured it out. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, I had to take care of my best friend while she was drunk. This meant changing her pee-soaked sheets, making her take a bath to get all the baby powder off, and making her put clothes on as she tried to run out the house naked. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
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FFML_314 12
Why don't you tell us what happened afterwards....
SirSantpoort 0
It might be a MILF?
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cars819 0
umm awkwarrddd...
the_flirtt 0
was she a Milf ?
MissLizWolf 8
hahahaha, milf(;
singer4life666 0
It wouldn't be a FML if she was a milf so no lol.
Roflmaaark 0
So she wears clothes to bed?
boycraziiii 0
Umm . Its Spelled PAJAMAS !!!!! Dumbass . But Use A Dictionary Next Time !
Fop 6
Hahahahaha. You're not serious, right? Right? (@#41) @OP: Ew.
FFML_314 12
Oh wow. The guy that doesn't know pyjamas is correct is telling someone to use the dictionary. You sir, fail.
Sleekhope 0
It is pyjamas. If you are interested, you sure can check the dictionary.
blueinternet 3
@41 - what? p'a'jamas? fail. lol
ElisaK_fml 0
what about if she was a nilf? nonna I'd like to **** lol
rawrzy 0
wow it really is pyjamas? but my iPod always changes it to pajamas. lol
Skroal_stomper 5
op didn't say if mom was in underwear or bare.
ygdrassil 17
It's pajamas in American English and pyjamas in British English.
ajohnson2318 0
that's hot!
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
68- But the persons in North Dakota? XD
sheribb 5
God that's hot..........if she is a milf.
Currentlyonfire 4
tap that cougar son. it is what every man would do.
mattman1994 0
aaand here we go again with us ignorant fat americans not knowing how to talk... start the British bitch-fest in 3...2...1
sheribb 5
what the hell are you on about >:/
Metalman69 0
@41 - You really feel you can get on someone for a percieved spelling error, yet you dont have the proper grammar. Every word was capatalised without any punctuation before, and im fairly certain they arent all names. now back on topic.... i cant judge til i see the mon lol
lilman02 0
wow who cares how they spell. fyl for being a spelling crazed gimp. :)
Daerauko 0
the OP is a chick, but yes, she should still go get that MILF
KingDingALing 9
Anyone notice that the OP is a girl? -_- Lesbians! :)
MissErikaHart 0
op, sleep at ur own house so u don't have these types of disturbances
lm27 5
OP is a girl in case some of you haven't noticed, so I guess it wouldn't really matter if she was a milf or not...unless she's into that kind if stuff, then who am I to judge
sheribb 5
yes who are we to judge. lesbians FTW.
Beeeeef 0
was your friend called stacy?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on...
Zebidee 9
#77/Mattman - It's never a problem from the British side until some mouthbreather calls one of us out for getting it wrong when it isn't. WE know the difference. You NEVER see one of the Brits calling an American out for using the US version.
mattman1994 0
117 you know what? That's a fair statement. Now that I think about it, you're right. I've never seen it the other way around either
iluvsoftball 0
GIR!!!!!!!!
iluvsoftball 0
maybe the OP is from Britian but lives in North Dakota?
Zebidee 9
#121/Mattman - that's probably the most reasonable response to an argumentative comment that I've ever seen on here. Kudos and respect.
legonut6 0
That still doesn't change the fact that OP is from America.
penguins17 0
was she all the way in the nude or in a bra and thong
Dramori 29
pyjamas actually...
boycraziiii 0
No FOOL ! & Other FOOLS Tge Word Is PAJAMAS ! Dumbasses !
1personinthiswor 0
I love how the people with horrible spelling all try to be grammar Nazis.
Suds29990 0
YOU use a dictionary. Pyjamas. Make sure the dictionary is in English and not spastic please.
its1215am 0
pajamas, actually
kittehkat87 4
73-North Dakota= America= American English= Pajamas.
joanjett 0
aw nasty
awesomechick618 0
she could be hot *shrugs*
joanjett 0
Yeah if she was hot this wouldnt be an FML.
adriane209 0
I saw a **** about this once.
randomlettrrs 8
me too.
joanjett 0
Lovely. Hope you had fun.
aaa125 0
eww that would b so gross
berrenduh 0
hmm I'm guessing u mean " pajamas"?
Lozinger 0
You're an idiot. There are two ways to spell it...
alexbeathalo2 4
wow. this guys a friggen perv
kayladance101 13
OP is a girl
randomchickkk 0
how do you know?
randomlettrrs 8
148 nice ****
lottso88 4
"He" is a perv for walking into a kitchen in which there just so happened to be a naked person in? I call shenanigans.
Sexywifey91 0
wow that's gross....
FFML_314 12
Why don't you tell us what happened afterwards....
Healtopia 0
sounds like the beginning of a porno
Dudeitsnuri 0
I think I saw that movie before
SunshineBoy21 0
Bow chica wow wow... ...then after Mom chums down naked at 2am, the doorbell rings. It's the Pizza Guy but, Mom has no clothes on, therefore no pockets, therefore no money. How ever will she pay for the pizza. The pizza guy knows how, as he unbuttons his pants. Bow chica wow wow.
OmegWar 5
Rule 34 ;)
Micayla 12
I'm so sorry you had to go through that suffering...
hairdreser0nfire 0
you mean pajamas right?
joanjett 0
I would tell you that british people spell it that way, but this girls from North Dakota, so I dunno.
FFML_314 12
No, pyjamas is another way of saying pajamas.
Sleekhope 0
Pyjamas is the original spelling. However, in the US the spelling has evolved (due to miscellaneous reasons), and it is alternatively spelt as pajamas.
Angel_Vice 0
She sleeps in her clothes? That's weird.
NameTitleHere 0
I sleep in my clothes. Does that make me weird? Anyway, this isn't an FML. This is hot.. I would have totally done her one.. IF she was decent enough.
Angel_Vice 0
I also sleep in my clothes. :P yey!
Phustercluck 11
I used to sleep in my school uniform as a young child so I'd instantly be ready in the morning. I thought I was pretty clever. @title Are you automatically assuming that... 1. She'd be interested in you 2. Doesn't care that you're a friend of her child 3. Is not involved w/ anyone else / partakes in infidelities 4. You don't care that it's your friends mom 5. She doesn't mind the potential legal issue of it etc. Pretty ****** thing to do broseph.
SirSantpoort 0
It might be a MILF?
Hard_Luck_Aussie 4
hope so
Bloodberry 0
It doesn't matter. The fact that op wrote it on FML points out that she was disturbed by what she saw.
vickybabey13 0
what's a MILF?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#106 "Mother I'd like to *fornicate with." *Only replace "fornicate with" with another word, obviously. :P
Zebidee 9
Fornicate upon?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Hehe. Good to know, Pendatik! ;)
merrielp 13
Mom I'd like to ****