Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML
Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML
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awesomesaucem 0
Oedipus complex anyone?
JenDanielle917 13
Hopefully his mom is sexy.
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Comments (104)
JenDanielle917 13
Hopefully his mom is sexy.
choshaki 8
Thats gross!
LiyIa_fml 8
I don't get what is so bad about this FML. ._.
NinaTatianna 9
or maybe whenever he smells his mom, he'll think of you...
ric4rolz 0
Time to get new perfume.
FarSide 23
...kind of depends on where you spray it...
LiyIa_fml 8
I dont get what is so bad about this fml. ._.
RetardedBullFrog 4
Wait, since you got it before his mom did, wouldn't it be the other way around? He's going to think of you everything he smells his mom? . . .
wintamint101 7
or whenever he smells his mom he'll think of you
EvilPotato 15
65 that's exactly what 23 said, read the comments before you post.
aPennyForMyThots 9
Yeah i totally agree.. Since you wore that perfume first, he'll think of you everytime he smells it.. Take it as a compliment gal! =)
Mr_Alarm 12
65, that's exactly what 23 said. Read the comments before you post.
Daralea 21
Either way, he'd make Oedipus proud.
PlasticSand 6
Kinky.
Almandine 7
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13FTW 9
I think I know what 77 was trying to say here guys! He's a clever one, but we figured him out ;)
awesomesaucem 0
Oedipus complex anyone?
zombicidal 11
Sigmund Freud FTW
bad_chiquita 5
Actually, it would be more of a Jocasta Complex since it seems the mother is trying to attract the son and not vice versa. Source: CSI Las Vegas
SimpleMinds_fml 7
His father will cut his penis off though!!
Bleepbloop360 7
Oedipus was the first ************!
mrbendystraw 0
Wincest originated from Sophocles
zombicidal 11
51 I don't know if you've learned since that's been your picture but its che Guevara GE helped Castro take over and is for some reason used as a symbol for free expression something he did not like just thought if you wanted to know I'd tell you
larrythedeer 6
Get a different perfume?
cradle6 13
^Honestly that's completely unnecessary. Perfumes/colognes smell very differently on different people since they mix with a person's individual oils and pheromones. That's why you're supposed to try on colognes/perfumes before buying them
slushpup9696 12
An intelligent, thoughtful comment on FML? It cannot be!
HideouslyHuman 10
It is,it is!
MagicallyFat 12
Or vice versa… although that is creepy. Guess she wants to feel younger or maybe she feels like shes losing him to you. So anything to get closer
redhedsaysrawr 18
Or you know, maybe she just liked the smell of OP if she's around a lot...
YoushowedMe 0
It's not that bad, he just wants you to smell nice.
ObsessedWithMe 13
Creepy...well maybe he'll only be sexually attracted to it when it's on you
YayFlameWarz 9
Bow chika wow wow
JenDanielle917 13
Whatchya gonna say?
JinxosGirl87 0
Brown chicken brown cow ;)
JediScum 1
I have a hard line Tex can use. Bow chika bow wow!
Primal 1
I find that unlikely..
CmarieMC23 3
Just wear it when your not around him, like at school or work or something so he doesn't get totally turned off by the fact that you smell like his momma ;)