Anonymous
Corner Brook, Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
SoMuchForThatIdea
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
What could've been
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
wnrz
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Anonymous
San Mateo, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
"BunnysKitty"
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Lilie
France
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
eeelise5296
United States
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Diet_Water
Moreno Valley, United States
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Tonya
United States
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
sm702
United States
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Top comments
zingline89 18
She also tried it on for you to make sure it was nice and comfy.
hockeychicl003 6
he should have kept that last part a secret haha
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rosaaaa_fml 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It could been worser, it could been his dad picking the lingerie out.
hockeychicl003 6
either or way your boyfriends parents would know what your lingerie looks like...
alstbv12 13
I'm not sure how your comment "could been worser"
rosaaaa_fml 6
Because women at least have a sense of style
Peachy2392 26
#77 he was referring to the fact that you said "could been worser". That's just sad that you wrote that and failed to pick up on someone making fun of you for it. Just because "women have a better sense of style" doesn't make the whole "my mother picked out lingerie for you" thing any better. That lingerie is tainted and if the boyfriend is okay with her wearing it, that's weird.
hockeychicl003 6
he should have kept that last part a secret haha
xAttackAttackx 25
Yeah, he should have left that with Victoria.
VScpu 3
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iOceanus 18
21: Yes, this is a matter of utmost seriousness! Exclaiming is to be expected!
23Z9TZO 18
No shit?
darth_luke 8
For her... Or for you, op?
Kpopluva 11
Obviously it was OP, why elese would she make an FML?
darth_luke 8
Yeah, but did his mother pick it out for herself and he was like "oh yeah that'll look good on her too" ergo making the FML about how he saw it on his mother and thought it would be good on her.. Or how you're interpreting it..
zingline89 18
She also tried it on for you to make sure it was nice and comfy.
LolPieRofl 11
And then she bought a pair for herself.
robo_thunder 13
Maybe she has the same one
OhDearBetrayal 25
OMG twinsies!
license2chill 5
And that situation just got a whole lot worse, every time he sees his gf in those lingerie, he will remember his mom has the same. You evil geniuses know where that idea leads to, I will leave the rest to you
ninjuh_wingman 29
Better than saying he bought lingerie for his mom.
insaneDONUTZ 15
maybe he doesn't know how to shop for stuff like that
hockeychicl003 6
he's basically getting a gift for himself though so he should get what he likes not what his mom likes
billyz77 24
How hard is it to shop for himself? He's the one that'll be looking at it. How weird is it that his mom knows what turns him on. Ewwww.
Myo_fml 20
Some women enjoy feeling sexy so it is a gift for the girlfriend too. Doesn't make it any less creepy.
Alexweber929 14
Ya, but I always feel like a pervert in stores like that
Norvi 26
I agree, maybe the bf has never bought lingerie before and really wanted advice. Perhaps he asked his mom so the OP wouldn't be jealous
jewwybeanzzz 10
you're never gonna be able to wear it without thinking "his mom picked this up and thought 'this will look great on her'" FYL OP
ramseytt69 8
I still dont get it... At least he got something for you.. As for her picking it out well... maybe he just trust his mothers opinons.
Myo_fml 20
It's just a tad bit creepy whenever someone's mother picks something out because they know it's going to turn their son on and also knowing full well that he and his girlfriend will be boning directly after.
license2chill 5
14, I like your wording, lol. Maybe his mom is really open to that kind of matter. But the notion of his mom helping him picking out some lingerie that might turn him on, still sounds weird.
outoftown 27
Unless it was awful, it means your boyfriend's mother likes you.