Today, I was pulled over for going the wrong way on a closed highway. The construction signs pointed me in that direction, and the cop agreed that they should be fixed. Did it stop him from giving me a ticket anyway? Nope. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML
Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I got a ticket for driving on the wrong side of the road. It was a one-way street. FML
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Top comments
lifeisaterriblem 6
Take it to court. That's what you do
The_creator_fml 2
Ma'am, you do realize your going the wrong way right? What? how do you know where I'm going!
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Comments (118)
lifeisaterriblem 6
Take it to court. That's what you do
SirSquishyPants 1
Agreed, take some pictures or a video of the route you drove before you take it to court, someone either put the signs up in the wrong place, or someone moved them
s3xymoma 1
******* right I agree. ^
frostyman211 2
Wat a dick
McDougal2013 0
#1 you're stupid as hell
Melvar_10 3
End of the month = piggies scrambling to meet ticket quotas
shumdit25 0
If you have to miss work maybe, otherwise it is free and worse case they will prolly reduce the fine.
usmc370 0
They don't have quotas
Melvar_10 3
^ not all.... But by the way this little piggy acted... He has a quota to fill lol
jon120ukfan 2
Here's your sign. "Follow this sign to meet a douche"
ObsessedWithMe 13
Exactly.
c0c0_fml 16
That's the only thing to do! Good luck
cheefer 0
I'm so mad that that happened to you. Woman are the best drivers!
frostyman211 2
Women can't drive for shit
frostyman211 2
Women can't drive for S#1T
xXPurpl3Xx 0
23- That's What She Said. :D
herrobear 0
Yep, take lots of pictures and videos of the road and signs an take it to court.
FunkyAndFresh 7
Wow... Unlucky
widder 0
You must be a real ugo ashley
blackheart24 10
Man that's messed up! I'm sorry, but cops effing suck!
RetardedBullFrog 4
Most of them do, but not all of them.
BeautifulxChaos 9
I would take it to court.
xJebu 8
Ya and argue that the cop put the sign the wrong way!
crazyrunnergirl 7
Haha this would totally happen to me
Antoine_Dodson 0
Sounds like he was trolling you.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Nah, he was just making it seem to his boss and the public like he's doing something useful. It's unfortunate that a lot of cops ticket and arrest people for nothing just so they can pretend they're worth more than a pile of goat shit. How will it help society to ticket a person for something that isn't even their own fault? How will it help the person avoid similar situations in the future? Oh wait, it won't. Look at the bright side, OP. At least it'll help the cop meet his quota.
CommonSenseKarma 17
It's hit and miss with traffic cops. My dad having been one, he'll tell you that there are some dicks who think it's a competition: man with the most tickets wins. But they're not all like that. Don't make generalizations, people.
cheefer 0
80, you're an idiot. Do I néed to explain why?
laceyanneman 7
Weed should not have been put in that category.
Stonedmanalex 0
80- You obiously have no understanding on the effects of weed, Do alot more research on what you talk about. You seem like a cool dude and Im not trying to be rude, but whenever you bring up weed you sound ignorant as if you had no knowledge of it and only listen to what the media says.
Nerry_fml 0
90, despite the thumbs down on your comment I agree wholeheartedly :D
lemon_phat 11
Well.... That cop is an idiot....
melikeyturtles 3
If OP was the only person on the highway then she should have been a bit skeptical. Still should take it to court though. Cop sucks for giving a ticket anyway.
Egnar 19
Minor inconvenience - Does it suck? yes. But don't sweat the ticket. Chances are the cop is on your side but was trying to fill a quota knowing full well that once it gets taken to court you'll end up having the ticket dropped. Just mail in a Not Guilty Plea and go to court - It'll cost you a few hours of time but you won't have to worry about the $100+ ticket fee and $50+ court fees once its dropped. Either the DA will drop the charges right there when you talk to him or the judge will once they hear from you and the officer. But, make sure when you talk to the DA that you give them your side of the story and the officers verbal agreement.
The_creator_fml 2
Ma'am, you do realize your going the wrong way right? What? how do you know where I'm going!