Today, I was at my new store, fixing it up. I was about to leave, so I took my clothes off to let the dirty ones dry, as I had other clothes in my car. I walked to the back of my store and the back door locked. The car was locked. I was in my boxers with no phone and no way to go home for 3 hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML
Today, I accidentally locked myself out of my apartment while taking the trash out, without my phone. I had to wait outside for three hours until my flatmate came home from work to let me back in. FML
Today, it was my first day going to work with new hours where I'm in the office alone for an hour. I managed to lock myself out without my jacket, my phone, and my keys. It was raining. FML
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML
Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML
Today, I got locked out of my house while wearing pyjamas. I didn’t have my phone, so I had to ask my neighbour to call a locksmith. She insisted on chatting at me for an hour about her love life, while I sat there waiting desperately for the locksmith in my dinosaur-print pyjamas. FML
Today, I locked myself out while taking the trash downstairs. I was wearing pajamas, slippers, and a winter coat over nothing else. My neighbor offered to help, then spent ten minutes trying not to laugh while I explained that my keys were sitting on the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
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ojoRojo 27
I’m so confused. Why were your clothes wet? Why would you take them off before having the dry clothes with you? What is happening here?
Sady_Ct 38
Not for my husband, I can’t even get out of the shower without him wanting an eye full
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malicemassacre 18
Why were you cleaning at a store with no clothes on??
Jaymail 19
I can answer that. I’m a very fastidious house cleaner. There’s a place for everything. And everything in its place. I invite anyone to give me a white glove test anytime. And I’ve always done my best housework Nude. My family knows it. And most people I know know it. If you haven’t done it before you should try it. Nudity and sexuality are COMPLETELY separate.
Sady_Ct 38
Not for my husband, I can’t even get out of the shower without him wanting an eye full
Sady_Ct 38
He said he ‘took his dirty clothes off to let them dry’, so he wasn’t cleaning nude, he just didn’t want to get in his car with dirty wet clothes on. Makes sense to me.
Jaymail 19
Try getting just your pants, or even your shirt, wet without getting your underwear wet. I’m thinking with sweat from working. It really can’t be done.
ojoRojo 27
I’m so confused. Why were your clothes wet? Why would you take them off before having the dry clothes with you? What is happening here?
JackFaire 27
This makes me think of Open Water 2. That movie always pissed me off because the whole situation is caused by them being careless. I hope you got home okay but you were being careless and that's kind of on you.
slowhandjp 18
What did you do after that?
randybryant799 21
What? I'm still confused as to why your clothes were wet?
randybryant799 21
I'm still confused as to why you took your clothes off. To let the dirty ones dry? I just don't get it.