ppp
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
marriedtoatool
Sydney, Australia
Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
same
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amber
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Well, that's just bollocks
Tlalpan, Mexico
Thanks, I guess…
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Chrissy
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rejected4ever
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Anonymous
Corner Brook, Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
loveyadad
Watertown, United States
Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML
Anonymous
San Mateo, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
Top comments
The_Instigator 11
At least it wasn't his dick in a box.
perdix 31
He just wants you to smell like her. Nothing weird about that -- until he takes you down to his dungeon/shrine.
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Comments (126)
vinzk_fml 6
It's haunted!
juliushater 12
OMG run !!!!!! he is re-inventing her
EvilPotato 15
OP so quick to judge that might have costed like 1 million dollars.
LiveLaughFML 10
yes, the lotion bottle is haunted. if you use it, 7 days later you die. that does include Holidays, weekends, ect. :D
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Are you sure it's not 7 working days?
LiveLaughFML 10
im sure, ive watched The Ring enough times. haha
Denikk 0
I'm pretty sure he wanted OP to smell like his ex wife... Either that or it's some kind of voodoo shit...
MrSarcasm 4
On the bright side, OP can sell that shit on eBay. Slightly used of course.
chika_yeaah23 0
Its the thought that counts?
hisgirlherboy 5
maybe it means a lot to him, if he married her he loved her and if he loved her he's sad she's dead ergo her lotion probably means something
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Was it embalming "lotion"?
simpleplan239999 1
Eww I read a book like that. And the boyfriend. Ended up stalking her. Be careful!
The_Instigator 11
At least it wasn't his dick in a box.
rattusrattus 19
I think I would prefer the dick in the box... that's just crass. Dead wife's leftover toiletries is macabre, morbid and creepy.
CatEyes66 0
Hey, a "D*ck in a Box" is a plus. Wish I got one once in a while, all I get is other stuff in a box.
Valdrek 26
I have a d*ck but I'm all outta boxes :O tee hee
brianod 0
nice gun bro
linstar 13
Not gunna get her a diamond ring That kinda gift don't mean aaaaaanything.
CleverBastard 8
Not gonna buy you a fancy car, girl you gotta know you're my shining staaaar
tina1213 0
Wow what a cheap guy !
btstig 11
Whatever!!!! Luckiest chick EVER!!!
deathrise007 22
#3 you sound like a selfish prick.
tina1213 0
Wow what a cheap guy !
perdix 31
He just wants you to smell like her. Nothing weird about that -- until he takes you down to his dungeon/shrine.
rhysfucker 24
Have you been peeking in my basement windows? I didn't think anyone knew about the shrine. (The body lotion has some DMSO and chloral hydrate, so as soon as she puts it on she'll be knocked out. Don't tell..) Just kidding folks!
DjeePee 25
Oh yeah, it is weird. OP is not his dead wife, so he should not expect her to smell like her, because then, whenever he smells the odor of the bodylotion, he will think of his dead wife and not of his living girlfriend. And that's not oké. She didn't became his girlfriend to be a living memory to his wife. But maybe we think too much of it, maybe he found that bottle and thought that it was better to gave it to his girlfriend instead of throwing it away. Maybe he's just cheap, dunno.
ikickgingers 15
It puts the lotion on it's skin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fatman1970 25
#58 LMFAO!!
Emmy_The_Great 2
How did OP's boyfriend's wife die, anyway...?
perdix 31
#88, as I said in comment #19, it was. . . lotion poisoning!
mikepzz 27
He could just want it to be used instead of it sitting there in a cabinet or being thrown out
Runninvegan 8
wonder what he and his wife used that lotion for...
underguarded 20
Your picture has gotten me 3 times. I keep thinking it's Ronald McDonald
dancinwookie 21
#40 Damn you for pointing that out LOL! It DOES look like Ronald. I was disappointed with the anime character myself. They need to bring back the McFry guys.
rebekahah 7
That was probably a sentimental thing for him. Poor guy. :(
ohSNAPyall 27
Probably, but he doesn't sound ready to date anyone yet.
RecklessJellyBea 7
Get out now before he gives you her old clothes.
TKmax 5
Win ^
RedPillSucks 33
Or worse, he starts talking about which sex positions she liked. "Whadya mean you don't want to? My dead wife used to take it up the...."
ShroomsOnAcid 17
The nose?
DeathBunny218 37
That's not a big deal at the moment, but if he does other things and tries to turn you into her you should definitely speak up before it goes too far.
Enigmax2514 7
That lotion's better than Vaseline! You two Kids have a good time tonight eh? Wink wink