Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, "Lacey? Is that you?" I accidentally called my dad. FML
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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said, "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw." It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parents' house and forgot his phone. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML
Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
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Top comments
Yeow 0
Oh dear, always check who you're calling before engaging in risky behavior!
Morokea 0
Ugh FYL. D: I would've pretended I was somebody else.
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Comments (128)
Yeow 0
Oh dear, always check who you're calling before engaging in risky behavior!
gymbug_13 0
Thats so typical, she really should have looked at her phone!
eggnogg 0
why is it that everyone always calls their mom or dad #1?
raNDMGUy 5
i wonder if the phone was on private
chinolatino 0
Hopefully, for the sake of her love life, yes.
tjigga 0
YDI for not telling the differnce in voice of your dad and boyfriend
mygiraffe 1
#106 I know right, I bet when they have sex she thinks of her dad more than her boyfriend.
Morokea 0
Ugh FYL. D: I would've pretended I was somebody else.
ihatestupidppl 0
Lol that's probably what I would have tried too, but my dad can recognize my voice anywhere, OP's dad is probably the same way. That plus OP's caller ID most likely showing up, the dad would have seen right through it. So yeah, OP, no way outta that one, FYL!
justmyluck1212 0
Unless he had caller ID & checked after she hung up, that would make her sound even stupider than before. Who the hell starts speaking right away when the other line picks up even if you called the right person? It's always possible a friend or sibling etc could answer the phone. YTDI OP
AnaMaree 0
I know. OP should've said something like "What? This is Cindy, Lacey's friend. Danielle, is that you?"
americayay 0
There really is no way out of that, but hopefully she's an adult and it won't be such a big deal.
lalagirl912 0
my name is Danielle :o
mickmac 0
Tax
KatherineAnne 7
She could have pretended like her friend was pranking people and screamed omg!!! And then "dad I am soooo sorry... My friend stole my phone and was pranking ppl!"
SeeAlsoJaime 0
haha. That's what he gets for giving you a skanky name like Lacey. :)
realdeal91 5
nothing wrong with the name Lacey
I_lost_the_game 25
Lacey is a cool name
ottyscays 5
Your just an idiot straight up
dhbbabygirl 6
Rude.. I love the name Lacey and I actually want to name my first daughter Lacey.
ElectroBunneh 0
LOL. Fail. Big. Fail. I agree with #1. Lol
renyark209 0
That is messed up. YDI
noodleless 0
lol @ #4
nabo_fml 0
Oh... i mean, that just like............ that sucks :| tbh, if it was me, i'd have a hard time looking my dad in the eyes again :x
Blue_Coconuts 7
I wanna know what you said...
sugar_bear 0
yeah soooo, what did you say?
DemonicAngel151 0
O.O awk..ward...
scorpiogirl666 0
Well, your life is officially over. Run away to Canada and change your name to Roberta.
CableX17 0
lunaticsol must be an extremely self-conscious ****. Especially seein as how 11 never said anything bout anyone bein slutty....stop sleeping around lunaticsol!!!! STD's!!!