nooneinparticular
Fragrant
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Annoyed
United States
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
badboyfriend101
United States
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar
I can explain
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
so_this_is_me
Brampton, Canada
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
docwinters
Bathurst, Australia
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Anonymous
Chesterfield, United States
Tasty snack
Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML
Anonymous
Baraboo, United States
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Girlygal32
United States
Contagion
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
eMmA01
United States
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
KCS
Australia
Extreme reaction
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
sending you hope
Undiscovered_X 8
Compromise and find an alternative.
Nico711 17
rip
rotflqtms_ 21
If you can, tell your mom that that's the same perfume your girlfriend uses, and offer to buy it from her so she can buy a different one that smells just as good, but not the same as your girlfriend's. You can even go with her and buy it for her after smell testing into make sure it's not the same one. Then thank her for being so understanding. but... that advice would be better if covid-19 wasn't still a thing... ok, other advice. Find good smelling perfume that your mom used to wear, or likes and offer to rebuy one or 2 bottles of those or a different smelling one of the same brand and do that online. Hopefully someone you know who you aren't attracted to has perfume that your mom likes too. If she knows it reminds you of your girlfriend and it's making you feel awkward or confused, I'm sure she'll feel weird using it and will be more willing to switch.
Gamer4life31 1
incest is wincest
hfnsjsnsjzns 18
you in trouble my man