Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
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Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
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Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML
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Top comments
awesomesaucem 0
Oedipus complex anyone?
JenDanielle917 13
Hopefully his mom is sexy.
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Comments (104)
mikagesouji 0
Is your boyfriend's name Oedipus Rex? ;) I hear he had a bit of a complex... =/
cthulhu1138 1
For some reason I'm not seeing the problem with you and your boyfriend's mother wearing the same perfume.
randiilee16 1
How is that "FML" worthy?
JinxosGirl87 0
At least your BF isn't trying to get you to buy a perfume his ex used to wear...unlike SOMEONE I know!
Dhuva 8
Oedipus complex?
txgirl09 5
Maybe it's the psych student in me, but I will never forget my teacher telling me that one of the best ways to attract a man is to wear the same perfume as his mother. It's something to do with associating them with being comforted and loved. (the teacher even made mention of this being in a non-sexual context)
starfish7 18
This is true. If a guy says you remind him of his mother, and he loves his mother, that's a good thing!
rexreta 5
Momma's boy...
Cmdr_Shepard 17
I moderated this FML! :D What do I win? Also, guys like me who are momma's boys would love that you two have the same smell. I love my mom :)
iloveshim 14
Or maybe when he sees his mom he'll think of you?
JediScum 1
I wouldn't worry about it to much. You had it first, so his memories with the smell will likely be associated with you. If he starts moaning his moms name in bed, then is the time to RUN LIKE HELL!!!! Or promote further encouragement of this line of thought if you are super strange and kinky, though since you posted this as an fml.... Doubtful. * collective sigh from all the Horney bastards out there*