Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
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Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML
Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML
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awesomesaucem 0
Oedipus complex anyone?
JenDanielle917 13
Hopefully his mom is sexy.
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Comments (104)
paradiseisland01 0
Omg ! Don't wear it ! Wear something different , much better off .
killersexy 1
She Is just being a good mom
taazer 12
Monster inlaw :D
mbrooks5110 0
Get over it, perfume reacts with your chemistry and smells different on each person. It seems more like you'll be thinking of his mother.
JHandAC 4
WHOOOO! You live in CT, too! *clears throat* Ahem, advice time. DON'T. WEAR. IT. It's that simple :)
KiddNYC1O 22
Not necessarily.
RedCamaro10 0
I would only worry if they are from West Virginia.
ac2_fml 2
What a broad
dwsgirl 8
Eh, I wouldn't too much about it. A, it'll smell different on you than on her. B, you wore it first! He'll probably think of you when he's around his mom, so... all the time! haha
jcat21 7
my ex-boyfriend would always comment on how i smelt like his aunt tht lives down the street from me......yea i can relate.....