Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Dude, gross
Today, I tried to gently tell my boyfriend that he needs to wash his clothes more often as some of them smell pretty musty. He got all pissy (no pun intended) and assured me that none of his exes ever complained about a smell. I can’t even go down on the guy because his crotch smells bad. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
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cassie13091 10
Maybe her house smells like flowers! :)
AugustBurnsToast 14
Maybe she bakes a lot of pie :D
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cassie13091 10
Maybe her house smells like flowers! :)
Roevera 14
Nope, probably just antique.
Dracoboxer357 36
Maybe his grandma's house smells like team spirit and he's telling his girlfriend he loves her as much as he loves Nirvana. :p (Okay, bad joke, apologies....)
purplemnm 9
Teen*
Cad6 24
Or baked cookies. Grammy always makes nomy cookies. Yay.
ttttttyyy 0
Yes 76, cookies are awesome!
MrBrightside21 20
Or death.
rock4climber 9
haha i was just thinking that
AugustBurnsToast 14
Maybe she bakes a lot of pie :D
wlddog 14
Yeah,, warm apple pies.
j_cat187 20
*Fap fap fap*
Sumalum 7
Or maybe she burns alot of toast..
VoteForTaco 8
Grandma-made cookies FTW
instnt1nfction 17
Grandmas can smell good too
Pigeon89 34
Yeah I thought this too because mine don't smell funny- at least they didn't last time I sniffed :s
Heinousness 0
OP didn't give us enough information to say whether it smells good or bad.
l0v3p4in 7
Perhaps, fragrances of sweet fond memories of days long ago?
RaggleFrock 13
Not if his grandma smells like piss.
Nutty4Muffs 3
Reminds me of that car commercial with the girl going on to say how she smelled like her grandma every day she went to school. She liked it. Apparently you don't like the smell of grandmas. What gives?
Javalounge 0
Grandma smells like Victoria's Secret Bombshell.
thecovert 7
After the older men, eh?
batman_516 9
Well at least you have a niche market
DocBastard 40
So you smell like menthol and Ben Gay?
MigraineurOfLife 15
That's what I was thinking! lol
Heinousness 0
You made my very boring day, DocBastard( No offense, NoorFML, but you were funny also ;)
funnynesh 10
10- nope she smells like piss
lhfireman 0
so you smell like bengay, baby powder, moth balls, and dust?
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Your grandmother's house must suck, then. My grandma's house smells like flowers, cookies, and pepper. Quite a nice blend.
dre_bro11 12
Or mothballs...
jaredofmo 22
So, is that a good thing or bad thing?