Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
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Top comments
pancakelover 0
Perfume can smell different on different people... Don't worry, unless he starts flirting with your friend or trying to hook up with her.
gsfgf 0
maybe he though she smelled sexy because she smelled like you.
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Comments (121)
pancakelover 0
Perfume can smell different on different people... Don't worry, unless he starts flirting with your friend or trying to hook up with her.
Averizzle 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe you're just a stinky hoe or have a stank pussy.. Just kidding
midorihoneybucke 0
fml, i had to read this piece of crap
ReyEr9412 0
Ones like these make the case for a "not an FML" button.
oohbeads 0
It could have to do with the way that your body's smell reacts to the perfume... Maybe he likes the way her body's smell reacts to the perfume better.
gsfgf 0
maybe he though she smelled sexy because she smelled like you.
above_the_birds 0
Yeah, it should be fine, like #1 said. Just maybe keep an eye on him; if he starts HITTING ON your best friend, then come back and post another FML. :D
2200dtn 0
He's gonna hump her like a rabbit.
shameonmedude 0
Is it D&G light blue? that shit smells so gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!
chasing_adalia 0
Then I recommend telling him, "Oh sweetie, that sounds FABULOUS. I'll wear it if you go pick me up a bottle..." Next bottle of perfume that you know you love is on him! Haha.
redbluegreen 41
Why is your boyfriend smelling other girls? Especially your best friend.
LissaMccracken 23
No, why is he smelling someone at all. I mean if you smell is strong and you notice it, that's fine... But just smelling someone is kinda weird
cs68507 0
Maybe you aren't putting on enough and/or not in the right places. There are some girls who know how to make perfume stay on them all day. Then there are some who put it on and it disappears.
Loe_307 0
Could also be the amount you wear but probably like others have said, the reaction. Of course if you don't take a shower and toss on some perfume, that's not gonna work out too well. :P