Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, my brother replaced my cologne with whiskey. I have a job interview and I smell like a drunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML
Today, my love life is so pathetic that when I got a sample of cologne in the mail, I kept sniffing it just to remind myself what a guy smells like. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML
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Top comments
justtheotherguy 12
You should buy a new fragrance for your guy asap.. This should take care of everything
Brandi_Faith 34
My brother wears the cologne of an ex-boyfriend. For awhile I thought of him everytime I smelt it, but thankfully now when I smell it is just reminds me of my brother. Ask one of them to switch, maybe if your boyfriend knows that you think of your brother when you smell him he'll be happy to change it.
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Comments (63)
justtheotherguy 12
You should buy a new fragrance for your guy asap.. This should take care of everything
malaak2 16
Or she should just hide her brother's cologne.
incoherentrmblr 22
Lack of gender icon makes this quite intriguing...
tashb 17
I agree with #1, the boyfriend should get a new cologne.
jaredofmo 22
Agreed, #25...
False_Stupidity 42
It's a great opportunity to get your man a gift.
BrainStew27 12
Or get your brother new cologne
candisweets 10
same thing happened to me. I threw out my brother's cologne and got my (back then) BF a new one. problem solved :)
jamiro11 19
but what if they coincidentally buy the same collone again? I say do one or the other, not both
cjwayy 22
Yikes. That's pretty creepy! Buy your boyfriend or your brother some new cologne.
Brandi_Faith 34
My brother wears the cologne of an ex-boyfriend. For awhile I thought of him everytime I smelt it, but thankfully now when I smell it is just reminds me of my brother. Ask one of them to switch, maybe if your boyfriend knows that you think of your brother when you smell him he'll be happy to change it.
dvnmrgnob 6
Smelt? Rotf Lolololololol
i8cake 12
I see a gift in your brother's future..no?
RecklessLove 18
No, the smell will still be associated with the brother. The bf should get the new cologne.
iLike2Teabag 27
You'd think he nose better than to smell the same as you. I guess he doesn't have any common scents.
AnOriginalName 19
Well no, they do have common scents. That's the whole problem.
mageepaigeee44 15
Also reread the fml, the brother smells like her boyfriend, not her.
blondie107 20
Yikes?
Joshwarrior 39
Hey they both have good taste if you like the smell. If all you think about are good thinks I don't see the problem. If it bugs you that much slightly nudge one in the other direction and buy a Cologne you like even more for your bf
MandyMeow_fml 18
Incest is not wincest...
RageWolf16 31
Wincest is wincest
CaptainMulligan 7
What is it, Axe? Lol
PotterHead_DH 26
No, it was Lynx.
kAPISH 29
I wonder what you'd think if you started using it yourself?
cakefete2 31
Incest-urbation? Sorry, just threw up a little in my mouth.
buttcramp 21
22, good word! lol
Mortoli 30
She'd be thinking of both of them right? Lol.