Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Maria
York, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
go fish
Today, my boyfriend gently pointed out that when we hug, it's our stomachs that touch first. FML
marsbar
United States
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
ColdHeat
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
wtf1234
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML
alltern8ive
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Like in the movies
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
LoveStruck-
United States
Class act
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
staciedee
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Major romcom vibes
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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aymaureen 0
that is so hot i like the chubbys :]
GreenDaysGeekGrl 0
I totally awwed at this. It shouldn't really matter though because you have a boyfriend and I'm sure he still like/loves you still. :)
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TysonFawlay 0
Every FML that is because the poster is fat = YDI.
RaidenXS 0
try using a corset
MissNat_fml 0
why does everyone assume that "fat people" always eat too much? ffs. anyway i wont say YDI because you don't. im gonna say FYL, i can sympathize with you.
Allymeme 3
because they normally do... otherwise they wouldn't be fat. They sit at McDonalds all day eating
missmady 0
it can be a hereditary disease.
muffinsareyummy 1
if you're that worried about it then go work out. i really can't stand it when people bitch about not being in shape and yet they won't do anything about it.
vintagerose 0
makes me laugh that you guys know EXACTLY what she's eating. but yep i agree...if you wanna lose weight you're gunna have to work for it.
eliz3 0
A word of advice: STOP EATING!!!
NathanKett 0
ydi fat bitch
r3sistance 0
I can't really buy people being fat as a FMY since unless it's glandular (what really... is rarely the case) you only get to that point from over-eating fatty and sugary foods and under exercising. When I start putting on weight I change my dietary habits to include more healty foods and to exercise more. Sure it's not something you can do perfectly from day one, but you have to keep at it and actually make the effort to be healthier so I generally feel to these "oh no I'm far FMLs", are really YDI.
flying_vegan 0
They eat McD's and never eat salads or vegetables... hence they are fat... fat fat fatties.
joethebiden 8
You are fat and disgusting. YDI.