Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, while having fun between the sheets with my boyfriend, his allergies got the best of him and his nose started running. Every time he kissed me he'd drip snot onto my face. When I complained, he said I was being insensitive. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
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Top comments
ambowew 7
Your boyfriend sounds like an overenthusiastic dog. Flying up to chase a frisbee, honestly.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
That's disc-gusting.
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Comments (89)
iimadoki 0
lol. funny
imlagginglol 0
Double kill
hypnotiq_trini 0
lol awww
afdude87 6
lol, unoriginal first comment fail.
TookaWooka666 0
"Oh, shes goin in for the kiss, wait whats that? Frisbee!" *smack*
RaineLee 5
Ouch.
aquariusangel420 0
What an IDIOT SMH
TinyDude 10
that was sweet of u. but, its kinda funny how u got a bloody nose. no offence op.
dedrater_kool_u 0
i now kno how to spell "frisbee"
mariazzz 5
maybe he was trying to avoid the kiss ;)
mfmylifesrsly 30
LOL your pic! and OP at least you have a sweet boyfriend it seems :)
nalia18 8
or maby its his way of giving an eskimo kiss? o.o
sterlingarcher 1
haha aww :(
pepelapew 0
ouchie
marinus_fml 20
It could have been worse. You could have queefed in your pants.
largefoofighter 0
marinus always looks in the bright side OP
doyougiveacrap 0
i do not know why but i don't likr you
jrkardamis 0
mature
Livinia 11
Maybe he just thinks you're utterly revolting and wasn't jumping for the frisbee but rather jumping away from your lips.
Sawako7 0
Well that was a mean thing to say... :(
Sawako7 0
Well that was a mean thing to say... :(
grumpybarista 0
Yeah, wtf?!
PassTheDutch 0
she said maybe
grumpybarista 0
Oh you're right, I must've missed that. Totally appropriate comment, then.
endlessman 0
...bitch...
vasses935 0
wtf is your problem to be saying something like that?? Did that happen to you?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
That's disc-gusting.
damienms 0
Hahahaha
aardvarkish 17
Oooooh... Smooooooth...
mrahhhhh 21
Holy crap Irish, I thought you left FML.
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
i see what you did there... and i aprove...
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Just checked out for a bit, mrah. Had a gimp winter. But, here I am! :)
LolMoqz 10
i see what you did there :3
partygril378 0
bad joke alert!!j/k ur funny!! and very pretty!!;)(btw I'm a lady)
nessaface25 14
This makes no sense. What frisbee? like a random one? i thought his eyes were closed..?
waycool 10
They were on a picnic :)
Kawboy 1
I agree with #8
mariazzz 5
maybe they packed one for the picnic and he was gonna go get it. Dunno that's how I read it....
Kawboy 1
good point #15
spoilt_ 15
agree with 8
LigerFan 1
was he dreaming there was a frisbee?
ShadyFTW1 0
Would have been funny if he shouted FRISBEE!!! as he jumped up and broke his girlfriends nose.
ambowew 7
Your boyfriend sounds like an overenthusiastic dog. Flying up to chase a frisbee, honestly.
itsmisskay 2
Hah! That's totally what I thought. And wth? Did a frisbee just randomly fly by or something. She said his eyes we closed...
Death_From_Above 0
if his eyes were closed how the hell did he know a frisbee was comin at em??
_Itz_Meena_ 0
that's what I'm wondering.
msbritt06 0
they probably packed one and he wanted to get it
Predental 5
he was about to get it from their bag. that's what i think