Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
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zorosaki 3
Seems like a real gold digger
runswithlions 3
Ugh...I'm just imagining how you felt knowing you've been kissing this person! Yuck! I'd talk to him about kicking that habit ASAP!
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Comments (6)
runswithlions 3
Ugh...I'm just imagining how you felt knowing you've been kissing this person! Yuck! I'd talk to him about kicking that habit ASAP!
sweetbliss3 37
it's not like he's eating them, so it really doesn't matter that she's kissing him.
species4872 20
Did he pick a winner?
DEADPOOL076 30
Sounds like you picked a winner...maybe he did as well.
zorosaki 3
Seems like a real gold digger
Cali 57
Ha!