Today, I finally addressed why my boyfriend started calling me "love bug" since we haven't used pet names in the entirety of our 2 year relationship. His response? "because I love you but you bug the shit out of me. It seemed appropriate." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
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nikolasburns 4
That is kind of cute to be honest
Moopster 16
Before you act on the 'you need a new boyfriend' comments, mayhaps it is wise asking him what it exactly is that bugs him. This way you might work something out! Good luck OP!
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Comments (50)
Steve95401 49
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You need to bug out and find a new boyfriend.
CMYKorBust 7
You must have successful relationships.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
They probably think that relationships are thing where the higher the number you've had, the better you are at them.
zman938 8
You need to never give relationship advice, you haven't had one so don't act like you know what you're talking about.
ruudseriesx 25
At least there is some thought to it and not a generic pet name.
MrGarrett26 11
that's mind of a commonish nickname. I use it lol
iYodah 13
At least he was honest.
URBeingLied2 23
Yeah BRANDON! At least he's honest.
Catdragon 40
This is when you start calling him baby
trucker2 33
Who votes this one ^ is single !
Catdragon 40
It was clearly a joke, in case some of you missed it.
clemsi 20
Ah the classic down vote defense...it was a joke works damn near as well as it's just a prank brah.
Moopster 16
Before you act on the 'you need a new boyfriend' comments, mayhaps it is wise asking him what it exactly is that bugs him. This way you might work something out! Good luck OP!
Miranda04 14
I accidentally hit dislike ._. I hate that it doesn't let you change it .-. (never mind I guess my reply made it wanna give me a second try d:)
nikolasburns 4
That is kind of cute to be honest
heatherrr17 19
Agreed!
InfiniteSunshine 32
I also thought it was cute and actually pretty clever. I think most people in a relationship get on each others nerves sometimes. If it's really that big of a worry to OP, ask what it is that bugs him so much.
Tripartita 45
Just think of the kind of innovation and creative thinking he could bring to the table when naming children. "Junebaby. Because it's due in June and will hopefully be born as a baby. Lovebug Jr. In case it takes after you. Tenfingers. I've expanded on the things-we-hope-our-child-will-be-born-with format for this one."
RichardPencil 32
I thought it might have been from the pubic lice, aka, crabs. Didn't see that one coming!
AverageAvarice 23
Pubic lice isn't that common. Also, they were together for two years without him calling her love bug. If your partner just one day caught crabs you probably would want to call them out of their name but it likely wouldn't be a pet name.
DoomedGemini 38
I have to agree I think it's cute and hilarious. If you interact with someone often, you're going to bug them at times. It's inevitable. The important part is he loves you throughout it.
thesinginguy 18
Well he still loves you and also that's a pretty funny nickname.