go fish
Today, my boyfriend gently pointed out that when we hug, it's our stomachs that touch first. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Anonymous
Toxic
Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend ever wants to hug me is just after he's let off a fart and wants to pull me into it. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
The Conquest of Bread
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML
June
United States
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
marsbar
United States
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML
ch4nny
Sydney, Australia
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
LoveStruck-
United States
Class act
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
f.a.t.
Australia
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
oh no
Montreal, Canada
Bad timing
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Maria
York, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
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Mungolikecandy 19
You can do something about that you know.
MidnaLink 35
Yeah… and?
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MidnaLink 35
Yeah… and?
Mungolikecandy 19
You can do something about that you know.
RichardPencil 32
Yeah, she needs to get a boob job!
Mungolikecandy 19
That is indeed one option but Lola Ferrari style boob jobs are not healthy.
Henry8cooper 15
To grow unattractive together secures a happy marriage forever - or at it least provides mutual confidence that noone will want the other 🤗
merican_redneck4 11
Nothing wrong with that just more comfortable while cuddling
1gullible_bugger 34
That's a common trend in North America.haha But now, you're more aware of it and can fix it if you're so inclined.
toxicMadame 7
At least he was gentle and caring
IHaveThePower 18
So what? Unless you're experiencing ACTUAL illness from weight gain--and trust me, your doctor will tell you--being fat has little to no effect on your overall health. You're just comfier to hug and cuddle.