Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
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imortal20 0
beware of sex with him. could be dangerous
SlipKnoT_Fukk 0
it's the thought that counts you bitch :)
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Comments (62)
imortal20 0
beware of sex with him. could be dangerous
zeebruhxoxo 0
lol, agreed.
NixKuH 0
hahaha
SarahBearXoX 0
haha agreed op don't be too harsh on him if it was an accident
LilDarkAngel9014 2
Well at least he tried to be romantic. Give him credit.
TheGuyPersonDude 0
hahahahaha
DirtyTaco 0
YDI for being fat.
Bloodbathandbeyo 0
Reminds me too much of the burnt ass one not too long ago. Damn you flood protection.
ApplePieHead 0
If anything wear a hazmat suit.
breakingakajav 0
roflll, at least he tried..
Valentina_Baby 7
this made me giggle :]
mrguy266 0
I feel bad for him! haha I bet he felt horrible.. I have done something like that and god I felt horrible..
vlovesp 0
can fml please add a stop complaining button?? lol
codk 0
yeeeesss haha, 32=win
rohosoccer08 1
that sucks but at least he's trying!
Snugglez 0
awww lol it's the thought that counts.
chrissycrunk 1
atleast he is trying :)
runtothehills 0
Don't worry! op is use to as her mom drops her head on sidewalks daily
littlemissdqgirl 8
Op if that's the worst thing that happens to you today then your doin pretty good. I'm sure your bf feels worse then you do.
korn247 5
stop being whinny. ydi
incredibadder 0
lol or have that damn weaklin go and wrk on his arms and his balance.
wtfwtjd 0
Today, I tried to be romantic and pick up my overweigt girlfriend. Too bad I didn't know she'd eaten a double down from KFC today and thus I could not hold her and dropped her into the corner of the wall. FHL
rohosoccer08 1
we don't know that she was fat, he couldve just gotten off balance while trying to kiss her and lift her, his eyes were prob closed which makes it harder
IchBeinEinTier 0
67 ftw!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
32: They already have one. It's on the Moderate page, next to the big green Yes button. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you have zero room to complain.
bezach 0
everyone is thinking that but it would get 50000 ydi's very quickly
susieKiute 0
awww! I love it when my bf does this to me, so romantic...well minus the tripping and banging my head on a wall haha
lamargus 0
#3 if you are going to comment please don't just say hahaha
bombtastic 10
I doubt she could be fat. my ex tried being cute and tried giving me a piggyback ride. he actually stumbled backwards and ran my back into a doorframe. oh man it hurt for a week or so. hahaha. and I'm not even fat either, I only weigh 130. I'm sorry op. like someone else said, he probably feels bad that he caused you pain.
Ucla_cupcake 0
Why 1 said--it's also happened to me. oh well lol
aiden2976 0
mmm kinky
matrasveer 1
80 - that's not even the same thing she's suggesting. I see enough FML's which make me think: "...really? Why is this even on here?" How about you? Yes? Well her suggestion was a "who cares" button for those FML's. Because you aren't the only one who decides if a FML is approved or not, and apparently enough shitty ones make it through anyway. And why were you trying to be so hardcore on the internet? Calm down?
fyerlife4LIFE 0
13337 fyl's
dugumit 0
guessing your fat ass put him off balance.
rockera 0
your nice
RosaOnThis 0
LOL
SlipKnoT_Fukk 0
it's the thought that counts you bitch :)
ImaginaryFoe 1
How is she being a bitch? She didn't say she didn't appreciate the gesture. If she ended up needing stitches, would she still be considered a bitch?
DannyIsAFish 0
Quiet, anti-social feminist.
kateland10 0
haha well at least he tryed :] not many boyfriends try to be cute
margxoxo 0
he is bad at multi-tasking..
Sdelta 0
stop being fat, OP
franciscovegas 3
you mean, like the time when ashton kutcher carried brittney murphy in 'just married', and when he hit her head into the dam door?! like that?
LilAfo 4
Hahaha that's kinda cute
SylivionSypher 6
Owned.
lettertjes 0
Yeah being picked up while kissing doesn't work. Women don't have handles to be lifted by, even if they're short and light. Try kissing after being picked up, with one of his arms under your knees and the other under your back, that's better.
youthink_fml 0
Actually, it works fine.