Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
Aww, he's head over heels for you :)
LexSwift 17
He didn't fall. He was just getting into a more comfortable position for the rest of the night. ;)
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Comments (149)
ariannaimelda 7
Aww, he's head over heels for you :)
AngrehPirate 0
He was so woo'ed by op :D
_Oblivion_ 12
YOU MURDERER!
Dukekamono 5
I wonder what there first hug was like
thisisafunnyname 12
You're killing him not so softly with your love.
K_kanaka 26
Hmmmmm I wonder how well it's gonna go when they have sex for the first time?
haw008 14
She simply swept him off his feet
HahaHokayThen 10
It's one of those moments that you're gonna laugh about when you grow older (:
melij99 5
Heeyyyyy oohhhhh!!
doctorwhogirl 0
well if he is the one then this wil just be a funny story to tell people
baconftw 9
His first kiss was too much for him I guess. I wonder what will happen before he's about to lose his virginty?
BlanketHogger 0
Oh Canadians.
ImInYourFACEbook 8
Hey, love hurts.
Nxty 2
Love hurts (love hurts), love marks (love marks), love wounds (love wounds), love scars!! :D
n_epic_fail 14
Hopefully he suffered short term amnesia, in the meantime you can salvage your dignity.
DirtyvonZoe32 10
First time is always a charm.
periwinkle95 10
1- Every single time I see your profile picture I laugh lol
MrShizzBear 0
He was just trying to fall into your arms :D
Metal_Chick 15
86- that song always reminds me of that 70's show!
Nxty 2
125, Lmao!! That's where I know it from!!
Radfam 0
Haha hilarious :)
godisnowhere41 5
Not the best best omen... good luck with your relationship.
chocol8m 6
Messed up first kisses are special. You remember them more (: if you can after hitting your head though...
IntoTheClouds 42
Seriously? Seriously?
godisnowhere41 5
Seriously.
kjcookie10 9
Little rough, eh?
KatherineAnne 7
Yeah you will always remember the first kiss it's that much better if its funny you will remember it better. My first kiss with my current boy was epic :)
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Hm. I don't remember my first kiss at all. I remember who it was with, but I have no recollection of any other details. I don't find the chronology of events to be as important as their significance or the feelings they elicited. I think OP should either embrace this as a memorable, funny situation, or just blow it off and focus her memories on her best kiss instead of her first.
RivercrestColts 0
My first kiss was at my exes grandmas house on the swing OP will probably remember hers as a funny storie for her children when she grows older
SettoFail 9
Haha nice
thisisafunnyname 12
Well, love hurts.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
You should let your cat write your comments next time.
xShannonxSammyx 7
Eh, no severe injuries.
borkchop1992 15
Except for your face ohh...that was bad. *looks at wall in dissapointment*
CowOven 7
^ Your neck is very long.
Every1luvsfmls 6
It's a good thing because it will be memorable
lmgk 0
I agree
Hangmansgoose 3
Just be happy that you're in a relationship (:
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Looks like you knocked him right off his feet.
philipino 24
Love is dangerous.
TPSerigne 9
OP forgot to catch him when he fell for her.
LexSwift 17
He didn't fall. He was just getting into a more comfortable position for the rest of the night. ;)
IntoTheClouds 42
Bowchicawowow.
Llama_Face89 34
Bow chicka honk honk!
Oh_Hayy_Its_Lex 10
88- No.
candirose711 0
88 - epic fail..
Radfam 0
Ew...
stevob100 0
Your breath probably smelled really bad...
Xotoolyxo 16
Try popping a mint in next time ?(;
tennisrapper1 14
Wow... Just wow
BeccaHugs 17
Can you people please stop with stupid, unnessisary comments like this please? Theyre annoying af.